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Post by HoM on Sept 5, 2006 12:49:02 GMT -5
Gimme a couple of hours alright? It's coming, it's coming...
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Post by HoM on Sept 5, 2006 13:21:40 GMT -5
For one issue, and one issue alone... The Question shall be answering your questions about his new series! He'll be here in a while... I'm going to find something strong to drink...
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Post by Lantern Lad on Sept 5, 2006 13:36:08 GMT -5
Dear Question,
I'm a big fan of your quarterly series and eagerly await your new ongoing! I do have one question though... in the DC series 52 you no longer wear your coat and hat... this makes you look less effective. Will you don the fedora & trench permanently for the new series? And are you planning on making Renee Montoya re-think her Lesbian ways?
Lantern Lad, Oa
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Post by Admin on Sept 5, 2006 14:51:22 GMT -5
Dear Question,
Love your adventures in the DC2, but I notice that you travel around quite a bit and meet all sorts of interesting people. Any chance of you settling down somewhere soon and developing a supporting cast?
Also, like, where's your face?
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Post by HoM on Sept 5, 2006 15:06:24 GMT -5
Dear Question, I'm a big fan of your quarterly series and eagerly await your new ongoing! I do have one question though... in the DC series 52 you no longer wear your coat and hat... this makes you look less effective. Will you don the fedora & trench permanently for the new series? And are you planning on making Renee Montoya re-think her Lesbian ways? Lantern Lad, Oa Hey Lantern Lad... Your question regarding my fedora? It's Waid. He doesn't like it. He doesn't really like me with any clothes on, you know? So I'm stuck meditating whilst that hot thang Montoya is out talking to her old friends, and I'm doing it all buck-nekkid, y'know? Check out #1 of my new ongoing for some fedora action, and yes, in 52, I'm slowly using my eccentric charm and pure sex appeal to seduce Ms Montoya. You know she wants it. Well... I think she wants it. But that would be an easy answer to a very double-edged question, would it not? Vic S.
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Post by HoM on Sept 5, 2006 15:09:52 GMT -5
Dear Question, Love your adventures in the DC2, but I notice that you travel around quite a bit and meet all sorts of interesting people. Any chance of you settling down somewhere soon and developing a supporting cast? Also, like, where's your face? Hello, nameless fan. I'm quite down really regarding my constant travels, because really... I don't get to meet anyone you'll recognise... Yet. But come #4 you'll meet some people you may not have expected to, and yes, they shall become some regular faces for you all to start to detest as their character flaws become apparent when compared with my perfectness. Oh, my face? Long story short... Never borrow moisturiser from The Joker. And that's a moral you should all follow.
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Post by leadslinger on Sept 5, 2006 16:23:03 GMT -5
Dear Question, I think this really cute girl in my science class likes me and I definitely like her, do you think I should ask her to the fall dance?
What? This is not that type of column? Oh, then forget I asked.
Looking forward to your series!
Kevin
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Post by HoM on Sept 5, 2006 16:27:46 GMT -5
Dear Question, I think this really cute girl in my science class likes me and I definitely like her, do you think I should ask her to the fall dance? What? This is not that type of column? Oh, then forget I asked. Looking forward to your series! Kevin Hello, Kevin, how are you? It sounds like you're in quite a pickle, but I have a question for you, and who better to ask a question than The Question in a colum entitled comments and questions for The Question? Aren't you too old to be in school? Specifically in a school with sciences? I'm assuming it's not art school... But ask yourself this... Can you make it work? If not, go draw pictures of my friend Superman. He loves the attention.
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Post by HoM on Sept 5, 2006 17:07:45 GMT -5
Dear Question, How many names have you? Vic, Charlie/Charles, the Question and I've heard a rumors about a night where you suggested everybody call you Alice...but I digress, how many? And then tell me all of them. But wait I have more! Why is Axel Rose such an attention whore/jerk? Is it true you have 7 illegitimate children? And is Pluto really a planet or not? I cant tell these days I have one name, and that is Vic Sage. Other people I know have names, but you'd have to ask them, but after a brief stay in Arkham Asylum, I'm afraid I killed them all with the little help of a small child in my mind. Not as bad as it sounds. But then again... It sounds REALLY bad, doesn't it? Axl Rose (no E, there's that mystery resolved...) is a *******. No two ways about it. He needs to finish Chinese Democracy and then we'll talk talent. But I do have a soft spot for Welcome to the Jungle, albiet not played when he had corn rows in his hair. How not dope was that? During my marriage I didn't have the time to concieve a child, but don't worry, I'm sure somewhere I have an illegitimate child being trained by one of my arch villains to become some smart ass little punk. Clover Sage or some cliched rubbish like that. Nice question though, thanks kid. Pluto is a planet. If it's in THE RHYME it's a planet. That's just another example of the American Government trying to pull the wool over our eyes and decieve us with conspiracy atop conspiracy in an attempt to dull our sense to the truth. Fight oppresion, Vote Luthor! Or something. Thanks for the questions.
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Post by chris on Sept 11, 2006 5:31:28 GMT -5
Dear Question, I heard that you were seen canoddling with Huntress on television. My question is are you scared of her new man Vigalante? You seem to be headed for Vegas, so my other question is can you put down 500$ for me on red 26?
Curious in Columbus (no not that kind of curious)
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Post by HoM on Sept 11, 2006 6:42:34 GMT -5
What a queer question you ask, friend... I don't know what you mean by my canoodling with Huntress (I wouldn't say know ) but so far, nothing's happened? And Vigilante? He already broken my god damn arm a while back, thinks he's so good with his goggles... Hey, nevermind, and your bet? Screw you, come up here yourself. Hope you're well! TQ
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Post by Dr Dread on Sept 11, 2006 20:07:10 GMT -5
Dear Question,
I was recently eating a slice of sugar pie. About halfway through, I went to the washroom, and when I came back IT WAS GONE?
Do you know what happened? Is this some sort of conspiracy?
Thank you,
"I Munch Pies"
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Post by HoM on Sept 12, 2006 5:06:51 GMT -5
The conspiracy? We cannot speak about it... It would mean the end of us all... To speak of it would be to speak of the greatest dangers and dooms the world faces, to give the inevitable a name, all spiralling out of control from your slice of sugar pie... Because you didn't know which questions to ask, and what answers were already in your hand... Maybe they thought you had left, finished your pie... Or maybe... Maybe Pies, can I call you Pies? Maybe Pies... This is the end of all we know...
Your friend in misery,
VS
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