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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:33:55 GMT -5
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:34:23 GMT -5
Batman Issue #13: “Too Many Santas Will Kill You” Written by House Of Mystery Cover by Adam Tupper Edited by David Charlton
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:35:12 GMT -5
Lacey Park Department Store:
The shadows speak. “What have we got?”
“Good God man…” Gordon spins around, hand on holster, his eyes wide. “I wish you’d stop doing that! You’re going to surprise the life out of me one of these days… Besides, isn’t it quite early… Late for you? The sun will soon be up…”
“Sorry. I have time. But really, what have we got?”
“Little and nothing, Batman…” James Gordon shakes his head and paces the crime scene. “Goods stolen, sign of a forced entry, but forensics don’t have anything yet, and we’re just going over an inventory to discover what’s been taken…”
“Any ideas?”
“It’s Christmas time…” Gordon smiles as he turns away from the shadows, gazing over the shop floor. “Could have been the Grinch…”
“We’d be so lucky. I’ll be in touch.” The shadows fall silent, and then that is all.
Gordon nods slowly, not bothering to turn around, knowing that his old friend has vanished once more. “You say that now…”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:39:56 GMT -5
Snow drifts down from the sky slowly, and he can see his breath move out of his mouth and nose. The arcane structures of Gotham are white, covered in a layer of snowfall, and he knows that this is truly the first time that his city has looked sane. The buildings twist and contort, reaching for the clouds above, and the usual red skies are purple, blue and black, a bruise upon the atmosphere. Gotham welcomes in winter the same time every year, be it tinted by radiation or monsters from another dimension, snowfall means that the season has arrived. Winter in Gotham, and Christmas coming up fast.
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:40:48 GMT -5
Below Wayne Manor, the ‘Bat Cave’, a night later:
Bruce Wayne should be at a party or function right now, celebrating something, celebrating someone, but no, “the mission” is his priority. He types away at his computer, his cape and cowl hanging loosely over the chair, his grey uniform on, covered by a purple dressing gown.
“How festive of you, sir…” Alfred Pennyworth smiles sarcastically, and pulls the cowl out from Bruce’s back, but it doesn’t interrupt his flow of thoughts. “What is it that we are currently researching?”
“Lacey’s was broken into five hours ago. They were able to get something out of the stock whilst the night watchman was distracted elsewhere.” Bruce types something more, and then turns to Alfred. “Anything the matter?”
“No sir…” Alfred smiles slightly. “Any idea what was stolen?”
“That’s just it, Alfred… I just found out.” Bruce’s eyes darken. “Twelve Santa costumes.” He leans back. “Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. I fear that my night will be filled once more.”
Alfred takes the cowl and places it over a mannequin head in the costume compartment to his right and then turns back to his employer. “But that has never bothered you, has it Master Bruce?”
Bruce turns back to the computer and continues typing. “I was supposed to see Vicki. And Dick might be coming up from New York.” “Hmm. Well. Dick will understand, and I assume that Vicki will too.” Alfred begins to walk up the long stairwell to the Manor when he turns back to the man he raised since he was eight. “But remember what Victor said…”
“Hrm.” Bruce stands. “What’s the time?”
“I think you know the time, sir… But to take a guess… Time for patrol?”
Bruce smiles and nods. “You might be right.”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:41:45 GMT -5
An Unknown Location:
He places guns in each pocket, and stuffs the inside of his shirt with ammo, and then beneath his white beard and blue eyes, he begins to laugh. “Ho-Ho-Ho…” The other guys burst out laughing, but the leader, the man in charge, his hat and beard on the table, shakes his head. “Yeah, very funny Dillinger…” Twelve men in Santa costumes stand around a table. “But we’ve got a job to do. The Mistress brought us in for this job especially. Sensei trained us well. But the Mistress bought us time to organize ourselves, get the weapons we needed, but now, it’s time for us to complete our solemn vow.”
“For the Demon.” Dillinger raises his hand and then places it on the table.
“For the Demon’s Head.” Another man places his on top of his. “For the League!” The other men place their hands on the table, and nod in agreement.
“For honour.”
The leader pulls a knife from his pocket and slams it down on a photo in the centre of the table. “Bring me his tongue.” He releases the blade and it shimmers for a moment, vibrating slightly. In the photograph, Bruce Wayne smiles with a knife between his eyes. “Kill this… Bruce Wayne.”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:42:15 GMT -5
Gotham Central:
“It’s been quiet for a few months.” Gordon looks out across the buildings of Gotham, the snow falling, his lapels brought up across his face, his fedora covering his head. “Since Zsasz escaped, crime has been at a record low for two months. No Arkham escapes. That Firefly incident, sure, but apart from that…” He shivers, the cold getting to him.
“You found what had been stolen?” Batman steps out of the shadows, his cape flapping around him.
“I assume you did too? Santa costumes. Beards and all.” Gordon rubs his hands together. “Aren’t you cold?”
Batman feels a small smile grow across his lips, and then shakes his head. “Insulation. Twelve costumes. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve.”
“Right.” Gordon is about to say more when his radio buzzes to life, voices whispering in his headphone. “Wait…”
Batman places his fingers to his ear and then his eyes widen. “What…”
Gordon looks up, his own eyes wide. “Did you… Did you get that?”
Batman nods as he takes out a grapnel. “A man. In a Santa costume. In Wayne Plaza. With a bomb.”
“See you there…” Gordon hurries into the stairwell as Batman leaps off the building, and heads to the crime in progress.
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:43:13 GMT -5
Wayne Plaza, The Business District:
“BRING ME WAYNE!” The man holds the trigger in his hand, his jacket open to show the explosives strapped to his chest. “BRING ME THE ONE YOU CALL BRUCE WAYNE!”
Men and women scream. Snipers are stationed on the rooftops, a cordon established. It’s not enough.
“Where the hell is Wayne?”
“Who knows? Probably countin’ his money somewhere. I’m sick of that guy, what’s he ever done for us? Come on, really?”
Harvey Bullock shakes his head as he bits down on a donut. “Tha’s like sayin’ what did the Roman’s did for the British, Sipowicz… Now shurrup and let’s think this through…” He picks up the megaphone connected to the police car he’s leaning on and turns it on. “BRUCE WAYNE IS ON HIS WAY SIR, PLEASE REMAIN CALM.” He turns it off and then nudges someone next to him. “Get the snipers ready. I ain’t dealin’ with some sicko. Not in my city. No today of all days.”
“Belay that order, Bullock.” The detective spins round as a black mass leaps over the patrol car and past the police cordon.
“The Bat!” He takes another chunk out of the donut and slams his fist against the car. “Now if there’s some SOB who ain’t brought nothin’ but trouble to this city, it’ll be tha’ guy…”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:44:15 GMT -5
The man spins around as Batman crouches meters in front of him.
“Tengu…!Your accent is Middle Eastern. You have enough plastic explosive on your body to destroy this entire building and a half dozen around it.” He stands slowly. “Tell me this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I want Wayne. I want Wayne here. If he does not come, I kill his people. There has not been enough time for the building to be fully evacuated, we both know that hundreds will die. Including you if Wayne does not come.”
His hand tenses over the trigger, and Batman shakes his head, a hand on his belt, a button pressed of his own. “Who are you?”
“You know who I am, Detective…”
Bruce’s eyes widen. Detective? “You’re one of the League.”
“You would be correct. But this quarrel is not with you. It is with this Wayne man. The Mistress has plans for youuuuu…” The man suddenly slumps over, his hand becoming weak, his muscles like jelly, and he falls to the ground, drool falling down his mouth.
Batman reacts like lightning, grabbing the man’s hand and making sure the detonator doesn’t trigger. “Your ‘Mistress’, whoever she is, would be disappointed. Act without thought, fight without word. You are a failure.” He presses another button on his belt and the extreme muscle relaxant stops spreading. He puts his fingers to his cowl and speaks once more. “Gordon, this situation is contained, and I have a lead on who might have the stolen goods. You might want to get the bomb squad over here though.” He examines the man’s bomb and then grimaces. “Who is ‘The Mistress’… And where is Ra’s Al Ghul?”
A mystery. An urban myth. A supposed immortal… If only that were true. He was just as any other man… And died just the same. But that’s not a story for now. For later.
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:45:06 GMT -5
“Master Bruce, why are these men after you?”
“It has something to do with the League of Assassins.” Batman leaps over the edge of the building, snow crunching under foot.
“The… Who?”
“I never really spoke about them.” He throws out a grapnel and it hits a grotesque, and with a running jump he swings onto an alcove, and with his cape flapping around him, he pauses for breath. “I trained with them during my absence from Gotham all those years ago. But the training went to a place I could not go, so I withdrew myself from it… But it seems their master, Ra’s Al Ghul did not take kindly to those who wanted to leave his ‘employ’… It took a great man to help me free myself from that man’s grip… But a life was lost in the fight… Ra’s Al Ghul fell on his own sword rather to face disgrace… He died in my arms.” Bruce shakes his head, his fist clenched as the snow whips around him, the wind picking up speed.
“I’m… Sorry, Master Bruce.” Alfred’s voice seems weak, tense.
“I want you to lock down the Manor, I don’t know who else is here in the city, but I think we can assume that there are another eleven of these madmen trying to kill me… But we must remember… They are as well trained as me… but they took that training to another level.”
“Of course Ma--” The line goes dead.
“Alfred?” Bruce’s eyes widen in surprise. “ALFRED?”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:46:07 GMT -5
Below Wayne Manor, the ‘Bat Cave’:
“Good Lord…” Alfred looks around the cave, bathed in darkness. The main generator powering the house and the cave, separate from the city grid, found deep below the cave floor, it’s been disconnected. Impossible, unless it was by someone… Inside. Alfred grabs a pair of night vision lenses not yet placed inside a cowl and puts them to his eyes, and then looks around. There was nothing. Perfect silence. Silence is not something you expect in a cave full of bats. Hundreds of bats. It would take five minutes for the generator to reboot without a voice identification print from him or one of the residents of the house, Bruce or maybe Dick… He scrambles to his side, moving with an awkward grace, making sure he doesn’t knock anything over or make any extra sound, and then finds what he’s looking for.
“Only one of us were treated to the truth…”
A voice from the darkness emerges, quiet, yet clear.
“Only one of us deemed worthy of the secret…”
There it is again, but this time, not from the same place.
“The Detective…”
Alfred’s eyes widen, and then places the object in his hand beneath his armpit.
“And Bruce Wayne. The same man. And all that protects his secrets… His fortress… Is a small man? An old, feeble man?”
“I always thought I was quite tall, sir.” Alfred pulls the trigger, and a stream of ice blasts out of the nuzzle of the gun, hitting the man behind him hard and sending him flying into the cave wall. He turns and smiles slightly as he sees the man frozen to the wall. “But when one’s own ward speaks from the shadows on a regular basis, you get a handle on where one would have to be for it to work.” The lights in the cave buzz back to life, and the line to the Batman’s cowl activates once more. “Sorry about that sir, I was not fast enough locking down the grounds, but fear not, all is in hand.”
“Alfred… Are you alright? What’s happened? I’m on my way…”
“No need, sir. Just an offensive little man with too many big ideas. He’ll be here when you get back I suppose, then we can decide on what to do with him.” He pats the Freeze-Gun and nods to the man who’s frozen to the wall. “Merry Christmas, old chap.”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:46:56 GMT -5
An Unknown Location:
“We’ve lost Ahmed and Dillinger.” The leader paces the room, surrounded by three of his men, all clad in the costumes. “We should have waited till tomorrow, where we would have blended in with the surroundings… And Ahmed with his outrageous ideas. We should have known that explosives would not have worked in this place. The Detective is too much of a threat not to be left out of our equations. Seven other of our number are still at large. Seven. Leroy is in charge of them, maybe we will have better look with them.” He nods slowly. “The Mistress will be angry if not…”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:47:25 GMT -5
Gotham Central:
Sarah Essen sits at her desk and scribbles a number on her Sudoku. She bits the end of the pencil and thinks for a moment. Two? No. Wrong.
“Ess!”
She spins around as Merkel enters her office.
“The lights up on the roof, and Jim’s at a crime scene with Bullock!” He cocks the shotgun in his hand.
“That doesn’t seem right now, does it?” Sarah takes her pistol from her desk draw and checks the clip. “Come on.” She enters the floor and begins to bark orders. “Petite, you’re with me, we might have an intruder on the roof! Get your men ready for back up but we move now!”
Petite smiles and kicks his assault rifle from the floor into his hand. “It’ll be my pleasure ma’am…” He turns to an officer behind him and the man runs off. “Let’s move.”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:48:50 GMT -5
Wayne Manor, the grounds:
Darkness. How strange. The motorcycle roars to a halt at the main gates, and then the driver looks up to the Manor itself, as the lights flicker back on. How strange. Dick Grayson removes his helmet and spots movement heading towards the house, the kind of movement you’re not supposed to see, but only notice if you’ve been raised by the World’s Greatest Detective. How… He removes his jacket and shirt, and reveals his costume beneath it. It was the warmest thing in his wardrobe, and he didn’t want it to fill his duffel bag on his back with it.
He props up his bike and then leaps over the gate, and places a small radio transceiver in his ear. Nightwing lands with silent pause, and then looks around. He looks over to the snow covered grass, and notices soft footprints. This is getting eerie. If the gates were open, Dick would think Carollers, as Alfred has always been partial to allowing them up to the house to sing for them. He remembers that well, from his life at the Manor… But no. This was wrong. He begins to sprint up to the main building, thinking back to the footprints. Eight feet. Four people. Four men whose method is something that Bruce had trained him to notice. He had been trained to do that for a reason. Because there were only a few people in this world who truly worried Bruce Wayne. Only a few people that worried one of the greatest fighters in the world. Only a few people that worried the Batman for God’s sake. Three words filled his head.
The League of Assassins.
“Alfred.”
“Master Dick?” The voice on the other side of the line sounds surprised, confused. “What are you doing home so… Early?”
Dick smiles to himself. “Surprise. Something’s the matter… Fill me in?”
“Where are you?”
“On the front lawn.”
“We’ve got an infestation…”
“Of?”
“Assassins…”
Dick smiles slightly. “I count four. How many have you met with?”
“One. He’s… Indisposed at the moment.” Alfred smiles slightly. “I’m activating the camera system on the grounds.”
“You won’t see anyone, Al… They’re too good…”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:49:34 GMT -5
The city:
The city seems to sense his worry. It doesn’t make it easier for him, it’s just as gothic, just as crazy, just as dark. He looks to the sky and sees the signal in the sky. Strange. He checks the motion sensor on his utility belt and his brow furrows. No motion on the roof. Gordon is never still. His coat flaps. He paces. No… This is wrong. He throws the grapnel out and swings across the chasm of buildings, and rolls across the rooftop overlooking Gotham Central. Nothing but the light of the signal.
He presses a button on his cowl and the view magnifies. He sees the door leading to the roof opening slightly, a flicker of red. Essen. He activates his police band radio. “Detective Essen… Don’t move.” He sees the door stop moving. “There’s someone on the roof. Someone out of your league.” Bad pun. It’s like the old days with Dick. “I’ll handle it.” The door slowly closes, and then a sound behind him alerts him to another presence.
A katana blade slams into the ledge beside Batman, nearly into his head but he rolls to the side and kicks up, taking the man by surprise and causing the blade to fly out of his hand. Batman swiftly grabs a batarang from his utility belt and throws it hard, catching the man’s sword hand and gouging through his palm. “Hk.” He slams his hand down hard at Batman’s shoulder, attempting to dislocate it, but the caped crusader rolls with it, twists the man’s wrist and kicks him hard in the head, causing him to collapse to the ground. “Hnt…”
Batman drags the man up by his lapels, and yanks the white beard away from his face. “Why are you here? Who is ‘the Mistress’?”
“Hrm… Ah… Uh…” The man bites down hard, there’s a loud crack, and the man goes limp in Batman’s grip.
“Poison pill!” The man goes limp in his arms, and Batman turns as a loud bang fills his ears. “Dammit!” He turns to the police roof and his eyes widen. Petite!
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:50:14 GMT -5
Gotham Central:
“Enough of this waiting, I don’t hear a thing!” The SWAT team leader kicks the door to the roof and then leaps out, his weapon raised. “One way to find out…”
“Petite, no!” Sarah reaches out, and Merkel groans as he follows the aggressive cop outside, the snow still rushing about them. The two men look around and are immediately hit by the thickness of the snowfall. Sarah creeps out behind them, her gun raised, ready, the bat signal illuminating the dark sky. “Eyes open guys…”
“Eyes open?” Merkel smirks slightly. “We’d be so lucky in this weather! See anything Petite?”
“Nothing. Could have been a technical fault, I’m no engineer… But then--”
“Petite?” Sarah tries to spot her colleague in front of her, but sees nothing past Merkel, whose weapon is raised. “Sam?”
“SARAH!” The shotgun explodes in Merkel’s hands, and Merkel falls to the floor, his hands burning. “Sonofa… Sonofa…”
Sarah is about to grab her radio and call for immediate back up when two figures clad in red approach her slowly. “What the hell? STOP WHERE YOU ARE. I WILL BE FORCED TO OPEN FIRE IF YOU DO NOT STOP.” She raises her weapon, but the two men don’t stop moving, but instead pick up the pace, and she can see their smiles beneath the white beards they wear. “Warned you…” She fires her weapon, and one man stumbles back, but does not fall. “What the…?” The two men stick their hands beneath their jackets and pull out a katana each, and then suddenly there is an explosion of light and smoke, and a man stands between the cop and assassins.
“No more.” Batman stands up from crouching, and flicks two batarangs into his hands. “How many are you left?”
“KILL THE DETECTIVE!” The two men charge the caped crusader and he immediately springs into action, deflecting blade strikes with the metal batarangs in his hands, pushing them back towards the signal, always deflecting, always fighting back. “KILL--” A gunshot fills the men’s ears and the assassin Sarah had shot before falls to the ground, silent, a hole in his forehead.
“ESSEN!” Batman spins around, shocked, and then kicks the final assassin hard, pushing him to the ground.
“You’re not the cop, Batman…” She raises her smoking weapon again, and points it at the other man. “Stand down! Don’t make me shoot!”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:51:05 GMT -5
Wayne Manor:
“Haiee!” A man flies from the trees above and strikes Nightwing in the back, but the young hero rolls across the ground, taking his weapons from his back and rising them up. “The younger one. The sidekick!” The man dressed as Santa shakes his head. “The Mistress never mentioned his presence!”
“How rude, talking about me as if I’m not here…” He spins his weapons around in his hands and smiles. “Beides, your Mistress…” Dick dives at the man, striking his collar bone and then the side of his face, causing him to buckle, and then hits him hard in the elbow and knee, causing the assassin to grit his teeth in pain. “Is out of the loop! It’s not SIDEKICK…” He punches the man in the face, sending him flying back. “It’s PARTNER!” Dick’s eyes open wide as he’s about to knock them an out, as the man raises his hand, catching his final blow in his palm.
“My Mistress… Is all.”
Dick uses his other hand to chop the man’s wrist, and then kicks the man hard, staggering him once more.
“Whatever.” Dick throws his weapon at the man’s face, breaking his nose and sending blood spraying down his white beard. The man groans and collapses to the ground. “Not so tough…” He handcuffs the man and then turns around, to see a man breathing directly in his face. “But surprisingly quiet. Holy Halitosis, Batman!” He knees the man hard in the crotch, and then kicks him across the side of his face, knocking him out. “But God, could you be any cornier…? What’s with the costumes?”
“We could ask the same of you…” A man stands at the front door of Wayne Manor, and shakes his head. “Playing dress-up like you do.” He tears off his beard and throws it to the side. “The League trains to fight whatever the weather. Whatever the conditions. We know no weakness.”
“I could argue that.” Dick motions to the fallen men, a twinkle in his eye.
“Weak. They shall be punished.” The man unbuttons the red jacket and removes it, revealing a well muscled physique and a long snake tattoo wrapping around his arm. “But you… The Mistress shall thank me for this.” He dives at Nightwing, only for a loud noise to strike them all.
“AAAAAIEEEE!” The man falls short, his body smouldering.
“And I’d thank you to vacate the premises. Trespassers… It’s usually the paparazzi…” Alfred smiles, a tazer in his had. “Sir must stop leaving these things around, don’t you think Master Dick?”
“Am I glad to see you… But no time for hellos, how are yous, there’s still one of these guys running around.”
“Good point.” Alfred pulls his trusty blunderbuss from the inside of the Manor outside, and then loads it. “Time for some hunting, I’d say…”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:51:43 GMT -5
Gotham Central:
Batman throws a batarang at the other man, slicing through the hood of his jacket.
Batman turns back to Essen and raises his hand. “No more.” Sarah’s eyes open wide as Batman dives at the man and punches him hard in the face, pulls his arm to his back and causing a loud pop to emanate from there, and the two of them fall back against the Bat-signal. He pulls the man back and sticks his fingers in his mouth, and after a moment of struggling, yanks them out again, holding a tooth. “And no escape with your tricks.”
“The Mistress… Was correct… You truly are the greatest…” The man yanks his spare arm into Batman’s cowl, and digs his fingers into the eye slots, dragging the mask down over his face. “But I’m not your normal opponent!” He slams his hand into the Batsignal, a loud shattering of glass followed by the sound of electricity coursing through a body. The man screams as his body shuts down, and Batman barely gets away before the man is a smouldering corpse.
“My God…” Batman rearranges his mask, and then shakes his head, his eyes wide. “Insane.”
“Eurgh…” Sarah and Batman turn to Merkel, whose hands are bleeding, bits of metal stick into his fingers. “Ah… Ah… Ah some help… Would be welcome…”
Sarah turns back to Batman but he’s gone, vanished. “Damn… I’m coming Sam… Now where’s Petite?”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:52:39 GMT -5
Christmas Night, Wayne Manor, in the cave below:
Dick sips hot chocolate and looks over his adopted father’s shoulder as he works on the computer underneath the house. “Took care of the wall decoration then, and the trespassers?” He motions to the spot where the man was frozen to the cavern wall.
“They woke up in Gotham hospital. They knew nothing but their mission… And J’onn couldn’t pluck an image out of their minds of her… So we’ve got nothing.” Bruce grunts. “And with a little more help from J’onn means that whenever they think of Bruce Wayne, Gotham or anything connected to me…” His voice trails off. “They’ll be uncomfortable, for sure.”
“Whose idea was that?”
“Hal’s.” He shakes his head. “I had to call the Justice League in on this. A vendetta against Batman is one thing, but against Bruce Wayne, and KNOWING his secret? That could jeopardise the team…”
“So you mind wiped them? Isn’t that a bit… Unethical?”
“Hmm.” Bruce grimaces again. “I would do anything to protect you, Alfred, or anyone. If knowledge of my identity was something that someone could use against me, then I have to make sure no one knows.” He looks around. “It was a unanimous vote from the League though, not my sole decision. And we have the ability to make sure nothing like that ever happens. Dick takes another sip. “Anything else about the men who came after you then?”
“Hrm.” Bruce types something into the keyboard and a photo is dragged onto the screen. “Four Santa costumes found in Gordon’s office.”
“Four?” Dick shakes his head. “Alfred and I searched the grounds thoroughly, there was nothing, no one… Shouldn’t there be five… If twelve were stolen?”
“You’d think so, Dick…” Bruce shakes his head. “Nothing about this case makes sense, but we do know one thing…”
“That being?”
“The League of Assassins is back.” Bruce leans on his hands and grimaces. “And that means nothing good for Gotham, especially if whoever is running the organization is sending people after Bruce Wayne, and not me…”
“Why would anyone come after you, though? What has Bruce Wayne, what have YOU, ever done to the League of Assassins?”
Bruce’s eyes darken. “I…”
“Mistress Vale has arrived, Master Bruce.” Alfred’s voice comes out loud and clearly through the intercom, and that causes Dick to smile.
“So, this Vicki Vale character, eh?”
Bruce puts his hand up. “Don’t.” He shivers. “I had enough of that from Vic last week.”
“Did he tell you about how he called me?” Dick laughs. “That guy…” Dick’s laugh fades. “That guy thinks outside the box.” His memories hearken back to the No Man’s Land. To the zombies. To what Vic did. “Really out there.” He changes the subject. “Let’s go up and say hi to Vicki.”
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:53:52 GMT -5
Wayne Manor:
“Vicki!” Bruce smiles and embraces her, and as their hug lingers, Alfred clears his throat and takes the reporter’s coat. “It’s… It’s nice to see you…”
“You too, Bruce.” She smiles. “And Dick Grayson, what a pleasure!”
Dick scratches the back of his head and smiles. “Yup. Heh… Sorry about the last time we met… With the whole… Drunk thing.”
“It’s ok, I know why you did it.” She smiles. “It’s… Good to know that Bruce isn’t alone in what he does.”
“Eh… Yeah.” He looks around. “I’m sorry… It just feels so awkward talking about that stuff outside of costume…”
Bruce smiles. “Please come through to…”
“WAYYYYYYYNE!” The foursome spin around as a man clad in a Santa’s uniform stands atop the banister of the stairs, sword in hand. “TIME TO DIIIIE!”
Bruce moves in front of Vicki and feels his mask slip down.
“He must have hidden in one of the spare rooms.” Alfred clears his throat. “My mistake for not inspecting them more thoroughly…” “No problem, Alfred…” Bruce looks to Dick and smiles at his partner’s words.
“What, they don’t even take Christmas off…?”
“Crime knows no holiday, chum. Let’s get him.”
The two men dive into action, grim smiles on their faces.
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Post by Admin on Dec 5, 2006 20:54:46 GMT -5
The End!
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