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Post by brigante133 on Mar 10, 2006 18:37:26 GMT -5
okay as we ALL know, today is the day of Chuck Norris' birth. This day a mere 66 years ago the gods descended from the heavens and generated the most awesome unstoppable force ever to walk the earth in the compact form of Chuck Norris. Young Norris armed with two tiny little fists and a full beard fought his way out of the womb as a fetus and not only karate chopped his mothers stomach open, but also chopped off his umbilical chord and the doctors head. known fact. now commense your celebration. rejoice! here are some links. the list of the top ten facts about norris written by the master himself youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs&search=chuck%20norristhe greatest texas walker clips ever youtube.com/watch?v=e0PABGwULA4&search=chuck%20norrischucks own website chucknorris.com/and the website chuck spawned when his website gave birth to another. chucknorrisfacts.com/ |
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 19:27:28 GMT -5
And he was owned by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.  |
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 10, 2006 19:33:41 GMT -5
We are talking about Walker Texas Ranger here, right? The show that both my Grandmothers & my Great-Grandmothers watched regularly after reruns of Nash Bridges, Magnum PI & Peoples Court? Same guy that can only get jobs pawning Bow-Flex machines now?
Wow!
Ramon... you like girls right?
Just checking, cuz this thread is boderline Gay.
And keep in mind, this is coming from a guy that loves Coldplay...
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 19:36:09 GMT -5
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 10, 2006 19:42:26 GMT -5
My apologies! I was unaware of the Ghetto stylized Urban Dictionary.
Hangs head in shame & turns his I-Pod back on... oooh! The Flaming Lips singing the classic 'Thank you Jack White'
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 19:46:27 GMT -5
The Flaming Lips did a song about Jack White? Ooo, I'm going to have to find that one. First I learn there's a new White Stripes album out I didn't know about and now this?? It's like Christmas all over again! *squee* Yeah, I just squeed like a little girl. Did you happen to catch the Austin City Limits last year with Beck performing with the main guy from Flaming Lips (can't... remember... name..)? It was sick. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sick |
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 10, 2006 19:50:55 GMT -5
Wayne...
Yeah, it's a silly little song... just Wayne and an acoustic guitar.
The chorus goes: 'Thank you Jack White, for that Fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me!'
Hey, I know 'sick'! My future brother-in-law, though he has a Masters Degree, uses it regularly! Money well spent I say!
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 20:02:58 GMT -5
Sick is a hard one to use in Kentucky I've found. I tried it once many years ago and just got a lot of confused looks. On the other hand I'm not comfortable with "sweet" either because of that guy said it so much in Twister. Oh wait, that was Oscar winner Phillip Seymour Hoffman wasn't it? That's weird.
Wayne! I also heard a rumor once that Steve from Blue's Clues was going to do a song with him. I actually was kinda curious what that would sound like.
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 10, 2006 20:18:48 GMT -5
how is it borderline gay? its about a healthy admiration for chuck norris the greatest martial artist there ever was. you guys talking about blues clues, jack white, coldplay, and flaming lips... that on the other hand... sic is a pretty popular word over here. because of the band slipknot i know a lot of people who spell it [sic] having no idea what the hell that means whatsoever. |
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 20:29:46 GMT -5
We won't judge you for your Chuck Norris manlove, Ramon. Don't deny it though. I mean, you are a professional wrestling fan to boot. That's like the single most homoerotic thing on television! I just realized that Philip Seymour Hoffman also popularly coined the term "sharted". www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shartYou'd be surprised how often that comes up in conversation when you have three children under the age of six in your house. |
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 20:30:08 GMT -5
And nice banner there!
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Post by Admin on Mar 10, 2006 20:30:21 GMT -5
In response to the formation of S.T.A.B.D.O.H., I hereby do call to order the right honorable brotherhood of D.T.T.S.L.B.T.A. (Death To That Shrinking Little Bastard The Atom!)
Not as catchy as S.T.A.B.D.O.H., I know, but bug squashin' ain't pretty!
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Post by Admin on Mar 10, 2006 20:30:51 GMT -5
Maybe I need help...  |
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 20:46:31 GMT -5
Haha!
I know it's not easy to show animosity toward everyone's favorite little guy (well, almost everyone) without also being insulting to the others of diminutive stature in our society.
How about Destroy Widdle Atom Really Fast?
No, wait. Um...
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 10, 2006 20:58:54 GMT -5
STABDOH 4 LIFE!
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 10, 2006 21:40:34 GMT -5
Maybe I need help... Not at all! Can I be the treasurer of D.T.T.S.L.B.T.A.? Vice Presidency may require me to shoot someone accidentally & I don't own a gun! |
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Post by Admin on Mar 10, 2006 22:13:20 GMT -5
You kidding me? After that banner, you just pulled off a coup, El Presidente!
Viva la D.T.T.S.L.B.T.A. AKA DWARF!
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Post by Brandon on Mar 10, 2006 22:20:22 GMT -5
God help me. What have I done?
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 10, 2006 22:25:26 GMT -5
You've helped to give laughter to those that had none...
Be proud. Be very proud.
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 10, 2006 22:59:04 GMT -5
CLEARLY the line in the sand has been drawn dttslbta
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Post by HoM on Mar 11, 2006 5:17:42 GMT -5
Y'all goin' down, Ray Palmer haters!
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Post by Admin on Mar 12, 2006 18:51:53 GMT -5
Sorry, Ramon, any thread with this title deserves to be hijacked...!
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 12, 2006 19:08:55 GMT -5
ha ha, with you all the way.
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 12, 2006 19:22:01 GMT -5
When does the Dolph Lungdren & Jean Claude VanDamme thread open? Those would actually make a Chuck Norris thread seem like a good idea.
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Post by Dr Dread on Mar 12, 2006 21:12:49 GMT -5
When does the Dolph Lungdren & Jean Claude VanDamme thread open? Those would actually make a Chuck Norris thread seem like a good idea. Heck with those suckers, where's my main man Mario Van Peebles ;D |
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 12, 2006 21:25:08 GMT -5
well next month is the birthday of a one steven segal...
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 12, 2006 21:28:57 GMT -5
Oh come on man... Van Peebles ruled in Highlander 3!!!
(It was the only Van Peebles movie I could think of...)
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Post by Dr Dread on Mar 12, 2006 21:43:16 GMT -5
Oh come on man... Van Peebles ruled in Highlander 3!!! (It was the only Van Peebles movie I could think of...) How could you forget the crapathon that was Solo?? |
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 12, 2006 22:47:26 GMT -5
Never saw it! I try to avoid VanPeebles at all costs. In fact, his last name sounds like a rare disease... yet another good reason to avoid him.
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Post by HoM on Mar 13, 2006 11:04:38 GMT -5
Oh come on man... Van Peebles ruled in Highlander 3!!! (It was the only Van Peebles movie I could think of...) How could you forget the crapathon that was Solo?? How dare you. How VERY dare you. SOLO ruled! Hee hee... But I'm only in this for my main man, the reincarnation of a Dalai Lama, the one, the only, Steven Segal! |
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