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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 13, 2006 14:47:27 GMT -5
Segal is the bomb! Or rather, that's what all his movies tend to do... Gotta admit though, Under Siege was good, if for nothing else, the female lead.
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Post by HoM on Mar 13, 2006 14:49:32 GMT -5
:)I'm a stripper, I'm a stripper, I'm a stripper, I'm a- HERO! SAVE THE DAY!
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 13, 2006 15:22:33 GMT -5
you dare make fun of steven segal? i would watch out man, he kills faster then it takes for a clock to think about changing the seconds!
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Post by HoM on Mar 13, 2006 15:35:39 GMT -5
I was making fun of the heroine. When has Steven Segal been a stripper? Or is that only in the films you and Brandon send each other?
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 13, 2006 16:08:54 GMT -5
i was talking to SCOTT....
but we have been noticing a weird high pitched welsh kid popping up in those videos. then we turn them off... something you want to tell us?
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Post by HoM on Mar 13, 2006 16:09:18 GMT -5
Probably my brother...
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Post by starlord on Mar 13, 2006 16:43:23 GMT -5
this is truly the strangest thread to date...
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Post by Lantern Lad on Mar 13, 2006 17:32:27 GMT -5
Just wait... I'm sure it'll be outdone soon enough
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Post by deadshot042 on Mar 13, 2006 20:59:16 GMT -5
People who can kick the s#!t out of Chuck Norris:
Clint Eastwood
Charlton Heston
Sean Connery
Jack Nicholson
Charles Bronson
Arnold Schwarzenneger
David Carradine
Oded Frer
Uma Thurman
Mickey Rourke
Rosario Dawson
Me (with a gun)
More to come...
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 13, 2006 21:19:55 GMT -5
what?!?!
MAYBE clint eastwood. and thats a big maybe.
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Post by Dr Dread on Mar 13, 2006 21:21:36 GMT -5
Other people who can beat up Chuck Norris:
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Jason Lee
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Jackie Chan
Samuel L Jackson
Ice T
Ice Cube
Dave Chappelle
Oprah
Bill Cosby
more to come, I'm sure....
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 13, 2006 21:27:34 GMT -5
the ONLY man who would win in a fight against chuck norris is Jesus. and that is only because he would be forced to kick his own ass for they are one and the same person.
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Post by Brandon on Mar 13, 2006 22:10:28 GMT -5
Little known fact. Jesus traveled abroad before his time in the desert and chilled with Buddha and learned the mystic martial arts. It's true. His holy kung fu is mighty.
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Post by starlord on Mar 13, 2006 22:23:12 GMT -5
I take it back.....now it's the strangest thread to date
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Post by Dr Dread on Mar 13, 2006 22:23:20 GMT -5
Ah, to be a fly on the wall during Xmas at Brandon and Ramon's houses.
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Post by Brandon on Mar 13, 2006 22:41:49 GMT -5
I think that might be a winner. Tell me you wouldn't read a comic called "Kung-fu Jesus". I dare you!
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Okay, I decided to google that first, and there is actually already something called Kung-fu Jesus. Crazy.
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Post by Imp on Mar 13, 2006 22:59:54 GMT -5
I may not have seen Kung-fu Jesus, but I did see Battle Pope the other day at my local comic store...
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Post by deadshot042 on Mar 13, 2006 23:07:30 GMT -5
Clint and most of the guys on that list would win because they'd just shoot him in the face.
Ever see any of the Man with No Name films? Ever see any James Bond films? They could all take out that wuss Chuck Norris with laughable ease.
Let's change this thread to a Clint Eastwood appreciation thread, now he's a true American hero.
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 14, 2006 0:11:10 GMT -5
A man with no name had a name. Joe. and he needs a thread. BUT NOT THIS ONE!
and brandon, i have always wondered where jesus spent those years between the age of 12 and 20! now i know. I bet he learned to surf while on the coast too, it explains his ability to walk on water. now a SURFING NINJA JESUS who's reincated into Chuck Norris??? THAT is a good comic.
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Post by Zoom on Mar 14, 2006 20:38:33 GMT -5
I know who can defeat Charles Bronson, and Superman, and all the people you have named with a hit to the ground and the do a song.
Popeye. He is truly a god.
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Post by deadshot042 on Mar 14, 2006 20:41:41 GMT -5
I know who can defeat Charles Bronson, and Superman, and all the people you have named with a hit to the ground and the do a song. Popeye. He is truly a god. I would like to introduce your face to my palm. I'm sure they'll become good friends.  |
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Post by Zoom on Mar 14, 2006 20:45:00 GMT -5
Sorry. I don't know where it's been.
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Post by brigante133 on Mar 14, 2006 21:36:49 GMT -5
jeez this is getting intense... keep going...
<takes a seat and stares with a slight grin>
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Post by chris on Oct 3, 2006 13:03:13 GMT -5
Dunno why but I had never read this thread til today. I have to say that I embarrassed for all of you who doubt the skils of Mr. Chuck Norris. How many people have even fought Bruce Lee? That basketball player does not count cause that was just silly. . Further more Chuck Norris may be selling exercise equipment now but did anyone bother trying to use it before mocking him? I thought not. Clearly it must be superior equipment if Norris is selling it. And have you seen the man's wife?
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Post by HoM on Oct 3, 2006 13:09:19 GMT -5
Photographic evidence of Mrs Norris please Tone.  |
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Post by Sam on Oct 3, 2006 13:37:19 GMT -5
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Post by brigante133 on Oct 3, 2006 18:35:23 GMT -5
no! please don't resist... resistance is futile
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Post by HoM on Oct 4, 2006 9:47:17 GMT -5
Please try |
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Post by HoM on May 24, 2007 15:19:38 GMT -5
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Post by HoM on May 24, 2007 15:20:10 GMT -5
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