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Jun 4, 2006 2:12:59 GMT -5
Post by UltimateDC on Jun 4, 2006 2:12:59 GMT -5
I loved it personally because i'm such a geek. Though I agree with all the criticism (Angel being a turd, Rogue being a turd, Phoenix being a useless subplot, etc.), I still enjoyed watching it.
I still can't believe Juggernaut said it.
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Jun 4, 2006 6:55:48 GMT -5
Post by HoM on Jun 4, 2006 6:55:48 GMT -5
"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!"
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Jun 7, 2006 13:43:55 GMT -5
Post by HoM on Jun 7, 2006 13:43:55 GMT -5
Don't want to see the film?
Have a look at this!
community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1985185.html#cutid1
Anyway, an excerpt from the above abridgement...WOLVERINE: Jean's gone crazy and is probably headed home to kill her parents or whatever. XAVIER: But... but the Cure... STORM: We can get back to that incredibly important plot point later! C'mon! Whoa, Professor, watch out, you nearly ran over that black cat running in front of you. XAVIER: Luckily I managed to avoid it by moving under this ladder. Oh! Good news! We just closed escrow on our dream house. STORM: Wonderful! When do we move in? XAVIER: Tuesday. WOLVERINE: Aw, that's great. XAVIER: Things just couldn't be better for us. I'm so blessed. WOLVERINE: That reminds me, your life insurance forms came for you to sign. XAVIER: Hah. Can't find my lucky pen. WOLVERINE: Oh, I'll find another one. XAVIER: That's okay. I'll sign it after we save Jean. STORM: Well, you know best. XAVIER: Hon, you know that global warming problem? I've discovered how we can reverse it! STORM: Really? Tell me. XAVIER: Not just yet, tiger. There'll be plenty of time for that later. But my investigation into JFK's assassination is going well. WOLVERINE: You found the proof? XAVIER: Yes. The evidence's in my pocket. It's big, really big. Goes all the way to the top. WOLVERINE: Do you want me to hold it for you? XAVIER: Nah, we're going to confront a super-powerful telepath. Where could we be safer? WOLVERINE: Oh, Chuck. We just couldn't be anymore perfectly happy.
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