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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:05:32 GMT -5
DC2 Christmas Special #5 [/i] Written by: DC2 Staff Cover by: Jamie Rimmer Edited by: Brian Burchette, House Of Mystery, Don Walsh, and Samantha Chapman[/center]
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:15:41 GMT -5
Forward Welcome to another Christmas Special from the staff of DC2 staff! It has been my privilege to bring these stories together for you, oh faithful readers. Prepare yourself for some exciting, heartwarming and touching tales that span time, space, and reality itself. I would safely say that there is something here for everyone. On a personal note, the final story in our collection is written by yours truly with tongue planted firmly in cheek. Consider it a Christmas card from me to all of you, my friends and colleagues who have always been there for me both with my writing and personally. Your friendship and encouragement in everything is the reason I wanted to write this for you. I apologize that I could not get everyone mentioned, but trust me when I say that there isn't one of you that I'm do not hold in the highest regards. Merry Christmas to both readers of and staff to DC2. Long may she reign as one of the best fan fiction sites on the web. Happy Holidays, Brian (Starlord) Burchette
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:17:00 GMT -5
A Christmas to Remember Written by: Pat Owen Edited by: Brian Burchette It had been almost a year since Arthur Curry had first come to Atlantis after spending his youth raised on the surface. Almost a year since he had really breathed in the sweet smell of flowers that the man he had called his father had planted in the garden by the lighthouse. Almost a year since he had celebrated any of the holidays; him and his dad, and occasionally his Uncle Rick, had always made sure to spend them together. And though he tried to ignore all of this and look forward in his new life under the sea, Arthur missed the comfort of holidays. The sea was growing far colder while snow no doubt fell on the surface world above and the longing for those holidays he used to love started to sink in even more. He missed the lights, the carols, the wreaths, and even those corny but enjoyable Christmas specials that had played on TV year after year. He missed hearing his father hum along to Jingle Bells and Santa Claus is Coming to Town. And most of all, he missed the comfort of sharing those special days surrounded by family. And in that moment, Arthur wished he could have it all back somehow. To regain that special feeling he used to get during the holiday seasons, if only for a day. And now, with the calendar marking December 21st, Arthur was alone to his thoughts, being the only one in the entire city who even knew what the word Christmas meant. Then, as he gazed into the blackness of the surrounding sea, an idea struck him like a badly aimed baseball to the head. Christmas may not be something that would normally come to the undersea city of Poseidonis, but maybe it was something he could bring. Arthur rushed from where he had been floating outside the domes of the city and rocketed away through the currents into the distance, his brilliant idea brightening his thoughts with every passing second. Hours later, he returned home with a large metal box held tightly in his hands and when he entered Poseidonis through its transparent domes, a crowd of Atlanteans gathered around him, to see what he had brought with him. “What’s that you’ve got, Orin?” One of the city guards questioned, with a look of worry on his face. Arthur flashed a friendly smile at him while opening the box. Everyone watched in awe when the young man pulled out a strange looking circular bush from the box. “Have any of you ever heard of something called Christmas?” Many of them shook their heads no while others said they’d heard of it but were not sure what it was. Arthur began to explain everything he had learned as a boy about Christmas. Showing them the wreath he held in his hands and then telling them everything from Santa Claus to eggnog. He watched as all of their eyes lit up with amazement with each and everything he told them about. “And he flies from house to house with his reindeer, delivering presents and gifts to the people of the world.” Arthur said happily to which he noticed some of the Atlantean children’s mouths drop open. “This Christmas festival sounds exciting!” One woman cheered from the crowd. “Why haven’t we ever taken part in it?” “Because we don’t celebrate surface world nonsense like this.” Orm Marius, head of the royal guard and half-brother to Arthur suddenly emerged from the crowd, his face tightened sternly. “I know you are still not quite used to living here, Orin, but I must warn you that you’re bordering on treason.” Arthur frowned for a moment before beginning to chuckle, patting his not as amused comrade on the shoulder. “And you’re bordering on being called Scrooge, brother.” Arthur said with a laugh. “What?” Orm questioned, baffled by his brother’s confusing remark. “Relax. I think it’s time that we all expanded our horizons a bit.” Arthur said. He passed by his still stunned brother and looked back to the crowd. “I think you’re right. It’s unfair that you guys never got to have a chance to celebrate Christmas so what do you say we make our own?” Cheers erupted from the mob of people and Arthur couldn’t help but smile. Orm stepped next to Arthur, whispering into his ear. “This is a bad move, Orin. Bringing surface world magic here-“ “It’s not magic, Orm. It’s a holiday. And let’s just see how this goes, okay? If it completely fails then I give you permission to say ‘I told you so’. How’s that?” Arthur answered merrily. “Fine. Don’t be too disappointed when it all ends up falling apart.” Orm said, walking away. “Humbug.” Arthur called to him as he departed. The people of Poseidonis hastily got to work and Arthur was incredibly impressed by how efficient they were when it came to coming up with their own form of Christmas. Sure, it may not have been exactly the Christmas he knew but they were trying. They wove freshly picked threads of seaweed into intricate wreaths while a group of Atlantean soldiers had cut a large barnacle from the ocean floor outside and had brought it into the city, in hopes of having a Christmas tree. Children swam outside of the domes of the city, chasing around fish, hoping to catch one and put antlers on him but to no avail. One of the city’s scientists even approached Arthur with the idea of making a machine that could create snowfall over the city but Arthur told him to not overdo it and they could save that for next year. After two and a half days of hard work, Christmas was upon the kingdom and everyone was singing along to a chorus of ‘Silent Night’ from one of the books Arthur had brought them from the surface. He sat on the steps of the palace, looking at all of the decorations that had lit up the city. Beautiful lights brought an immense amount of color to each and every futuristic building that towered over the streets. Even some mer-folk from the neighboring and much more ancient city of Tritonis swam over to see what all of the ruckus was about. Arthur gave a sigh of relief on those steps, finally beginning to feel just a spark of that old feeling of comfort. And then, he heard footsteps behind him. “Um…hi, Orin.” It was Mera, a young woman around Arthur’s age who he had developed a bit of a crush on since he had begun living underwater and he believed she had the same feelings for him. However, both were far too shy to admit it. “Hi.” Arthur said when she sat beside him, her long red locks flowing past her shoulders. “You enjoying this new holiday?” “Oh, yeah, it’s great. Really different.” Mera said, looking out at the decorated courtyard. “I like different.” Arthur turned to her with a smile and she returned it. They both lost themselves in each other’s eyes, bathed in the multi-colored rays of the ornaments and lights on the decorated barnacle tree on the courtyard below. Suddenly, Arthur’s eyes wandered upward and he noticed a small plant leaf hanging at the top of the entrance way to the palace, just above where he and Mera were sitting. Mera followed his gaze and then looked back at him, her emerald eyes beaming. “Is that a-“ Arthur started. Arthur was interrupted when Mera leaned forward and locked her lips with his. It was a feeling like Arthur had never experienced, her warmth paralyzing him and for a brief moment, beneath the cold waters and surrounded by the wonders of Christmas, everything seemed perfect. When she pulled away after a few moments, she finished his question for him. “A mistletoe.” Mera said, gently pulling some of her hair behind her ear and biting her lower lip. “You said it was tradition to kiss beneath one.” “I did say that, didn’t I?” Arthur said. He was still in a daze when she stood up to leave. She grinned down at him and he stared blankly up at her, unsure of what to say. “Um, Jolly Christmas, Arthur.” She said, going down the stairs and into the courtyard, out of sight. Arthur’s face had contorted into a seemingly permanent smile and he let out a small laugh, finding her mistake to be cute. “Merry Christmas to you too, Mera.” Christmas Eve went by fairly quickly and when Arthur awoke Christmas morning, he looked outside of his balcony and saw everyone gathered in the courtyard, happily exchanging gifts and hugs. He couldn’t believe how smoothly everything had gone and when he walked into the throne room, he even found some of the aristocrats and councilmen of the kingdom giving presents to one another. He found Orm in the pack of men, looking rather grumpy. “Looks like your display of surface world culture has been a great success, brother. Congratulations.” “Don’t feel too bad about it, Orm.” Arthur said, picking up a large wrapped box that he had hidden behind the throne. He held it out to Orm who examined it for a moment, apparently not clear on what to do with it. “Open it.” Orm unwrapped the gift, tearing the ribbon off first and then the rest. He looked at the long box for a few seconds and then at his brother who ushered him to open it up. Orm did so cautiously and when he did, his face stared down at the object in the box with tearful surprise. “Well don’t just stand there gawking. Take it out.” Arthur laughed. Orm took hold of the object and pulled it out of the box, revealing a long golden staff held tightly in his grip. The end of it formed into a circular design with two sharp ends on either side. He admired it in his hands, its glimmer shining brightly. “I had it custom made by our forger here in the city. The circle on the tip means life while those two end points on each side of the circle represent the man you are now and the one you wish to be. And knowing that your dream is to become king someday, I wanted something that rivaled the beauty of even Neptune’s Trident.” “It’s magnificent.” Orm said, turning back to his brother. “You didn’t have to do this.” “I did, Orm. That’s what Christmas is all about... giving” Arthur said. “It’s about showing people how much they mean to you and how important of a part they play in your life.” “I didn’t get you anything though.” “Well there’s always next year. And you’ve already given me something anyway. See, that’s my favorite part of the Christmas season; spending time my family. And you, Orm...you’re family now.” Orm nodded and Arthur put his arm over Orm’s shoulder and led him toward the exit of the throne room while Orm still held his new staff in his hand. “So let’s enjoy the day and promise me that we’ll have more great Christmases together as a family, okay?” Orm smiled happily and for a moment, all his desires vanished and he felt that strange feeling of the holidays sweep over him. “I promise, brother. We’ll have many more…” HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF THE WORLD!
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:18:17 GMT -5
“’Twas the Night before Nikolaustag” by James Stubbs Edited by Don Walsh December 5, 1943Gefreiter Niklas Fuchs pedalled quickly down the street toward the airfield, trying to keep the mud from splashing up onto his red trousers. He had already had to borrow one of his squadmate’s bicycles for this as it was. Leave it to Eichmann to come down ill and make a mess of the whole flight rotation and his night at the tavern. Sometimes Niklas wondered about Han’s frequency of sickness that always seemed to come along with the bigger bombing sorties by the Americans. A gust of wind nearly took away the scarlet miter sitting on his head and he cursed at the frigid blast as he had done when he arrived at the Black Castle earlier. Tonight was a night best spent in a warm tavern by the fire drinking ale, laughing and celebrating the season rather than going up into the skies to kill or be killed. Didn’t the Americans know it was the night before Nikolaustag? A twig in their shoes! He just wanted to get this over with. Fly up there, waste precious petrol looking for contrails, find nothing and come back home. At least he had stuffed some food and a flask inside his coat as he left. It’d be cold by the time he got to eat it but he’d had worse. The children expected a visit tonight from Saint Nikolaus and he’d be damned if Eichmann and his ailment or this war kept him from it. It was with great sport that his friends talked the base commander into nominating him to don the red suit this year. After all, his name was close enough, and though he was certainly no saint, he didn’t mind. He had planned to spend the evening taking a few warming draughts and then collecting the bag of treats from the tavern owner and setting off on his rounds of the village homes. Now he was taking the bag, awkwardly held against his shoulder as he tried to steer with his other hand, because there would be no time to return if he got back. There was certainly little cause for joy lately but Christmas was special, something sacred, that should be nurtured and shared with the little ones. One day this would all be over and they could play in the streets without the menace of air raid sirens to send them running to hide from bombs that may or may not fall from the sky on their homes. *** Albert, his chief mechanic met him at the front gate and thrust Niklas’s helmet, gloves and goggles into his hands. “No time!” he yelled over the throaty roar of Messerschmitts coming to life as Niklas made for his quarters to change into his flight suit. “You’ll have to go as you are!” Inwardly still cursing Eichmann and acutely aware that he would be the first St. Nikolaus to go airborne, Niklas hastily stowed the bulging bag behind his seat, shrugged into his parachute and climbed into his cockpit as other planes taxied past him; a few quips about his attire were mercifully drowned out by the chop of propellers against evening air and the hot popping of exhaust pipes. He released the brakes and his craft lurched forward. *** Niklas’s 109 leveled out at twenty-two thousand feet in the cloud cover and his flight began looking downward for the telltale condensation trails of high altitude bombers. He really missed his coat as the cold began to seep inside the cockpit against the heater that struggled even in the best of times. His red coat looked good but wasn’t much protection. At least Albert had remembered his gloves. He looked at the wisps of vapor languidly parting against his windscreen. It all seemed so ethereal despite his airspeed. Anybody who ever really longed to fly could tell you that there was serenity to breaking the bonds of earth that only the lucky few could understand. “Contrails at eight o’ clock” crackled over his radio. So much for an uneventful day, Niklas sighed into his oxygen mask as he nosed his plane over. Just please let me live through it. *** The first thing a young interceptor pilot learned is to never come at American bombers from anywhere but the rear if it can be helped. The only guns pointed at you are the tail and turret gunner and, with any luck, they’re preoccupied with one of your wingmen rather than you. The only problem being, as tracers began to fill the sky when the flight dove out of hiding, once you’ve made your pass, your own rear is now open to the guns all over the rest of the damned thing. Niklas’s ears buzzed with excited radio chatter as an orderly approach quickly turned into a furball once the orderly pairs of planes separated; dodged and weaved in amongst the box-like formation of bombers, taking what shots they could and trying to avoid the streams of return fire. He streaked in and strafed a nearby bomber, relieved that only wild shots answered him. Niklas threw his craft into a roll as he neared the tail of the bomber so as to pass in its shadow only to have his plane shudder underneath his feet as if pounded on by hundreds of hammers. His engine revved up, sputtered and then stopped. His heart leapt up into his throat as he watched the comforting blur of propeller blades slow. Not like this flashed unbidden into his head and, if in answer to his plea, his motor caught again. Niklas turned away from the fight and began to assess what had happened. He had obviously been hit. He wasn’t hurt. That was good and the engine was running. There had to be some damage but he couldn’t see anything. He was thinking that perhaps he was fit to return to the fight and then he saw the needle on his oil pressure gauge drop and the first hints of black smoke waft from beneath his engine cowling. *** Sergeant Frank Rock shifted uneasily in the back seat of the staff car. Sneaking about was not his thing and he could feel a cold bead of sweat run down the back of his gray uniform. He had to keep reminding himself that his name was Captain Konrad Schenck and that he was touring the forward defenses. Nice enough for the real Schenck to get lost and run into a patrol. It’d just have been even nicer to have an OSS man handy but that’s the price you pay for being Johnny-on-the-spot. Ice Cream Soldier and Four Eyes were playing a good game up front with looking suitably distantly arrogant. Ice Cream was the best you could hope for in a driver – nothing seemed to shake him and Four Eyes was everything you’d want for riding shotgun. Their papers and act had gotten them through every checkpoint and inspection. By now, Frank was getting good at his song and dance routine even if the idea of talking their way through anything had him quaking in his boots. Lord knows its times like these where he just wanted his gun against the whole German army. At least that was simpler. “I’ll be damned, Rock” Four Eyes muttered skyward. “Ixnay onway ethay Ockray,” the sergeant hissed. “It’s a rainin’ Santee Clawses” he continued, undeterred. They all looked up to see a bright red-suited man in a pointed hat clutching a bag parachuting from the sky. Just when you think you’ve seen everything, Frank thought. *** Niklas looked down and saw the familiar shape of a staff car and its three occupants in the dim light of evening, staring at him coming down and he sighed in relief. He had gotten lucky to come down on his side of the war. With any luck, he could ask them to give him a ride back to his base. He still had treats to deliver before the night was done. “Whadda we do, Sarge?” Ice Cream asked quietly. “You two shut up and let me do the talkin’,” he answered. “<Is this some kind of joke?>” Sgt. Rock called out to the man in German as he touched down. “<No, Captain, no joke. My name is Niklas Fuchs,>” the pilot said with a rueful grin. “<I was going to deliver treats to the children for Nikolaustag and got called up to fly a patrol. I didn’t have time to change. Is there any way you could drive me to my base?>” <I have other duties, Gefreiter Fuchs,> Rock began “<Captain, please, think of the children…>” Ice Cream Soldier looked back at Rock with a raised eyebrow. They had planned for lots of eventualities and questions but never had the idea of helping deliver Christmas gifts to kids in enemy territory come up. One of the charms of being Easy Company. Rock frowned but thought quickly. This was prickly. If he played his cards right, not only would he get a ground report but he could peek in at a forward air base but the chances of discovery got even higher. Hell, he came to a decision, you only live once. “<Get in.>” *** Niklas reached into his coat and pulled out his flask. The chill of evening began to set in and the movement of the open-topped car didn’t help his already under-dressed status. The warmth of the liquor flowing down his throat helped. He offered a drink to Rock who shook his head and then to the two men up front. Four Eyes nodded, took a drink and then passed it to Ice Cream Soldier who took the time to produce and pass his own flask back. It was the soldierly thing to do and no one thought anything about it although Rock made a note to ask him later where he was getting hooch on the sly. The same could be said when the now-cold sausage links were withdrawn from his coat. This, however, was too much for the Pittsburg-born and bred Rock and he happily shared some of his chocolate ration. “<Do you have any children, Captain?>” Fuchs asked out of the blue after a few minutes of contemplating the darkening countryside. “<No,>” he replied and added in without thought, “<Do you?>” “<Little Gerard,>” A look of happiness crossed Niklas’s face to be replaced with sorrow, “<I just wish this war was over so I can see him again.>” “<Do you think we’ll win?>” Rock inquired The pilot took a long swig from Ice Cream’s flask “<I don’t care.>” Rock looked at the man and he continued. “<You can blame the drink but I go out and kill some Englishman or American. Some of them get one of my friends and, eventually, me. To what end? We gain some land. In another war, we lose it again. The only thing that remains the same is a lot of us dead.>” “<What about the Fuhrer?>” Frank pressed. Fuchs snorted. “<Captain, I fight because I’m told to fight. Any sane man doesn’t go looking for war but nobody has ever proved any politician sane.>” “Amen to that” came as a fervent whisper from the front but Fuchs didn’t seem to hear. *** They arrived in Fuch’s village just as the last rays of the sun dipped below the trees. Frank Rock was all for letting the pilot out and hightailing it back but the young man would hear nothing of it. He insisted that they accompany him on his rounds, giving out gifts to the children. Only the social awkwardness and fear of being found out kept them there. It didn’t take long for them to warm up. No matter what race or nationality, a child is a child. Seeing their eyes light up at Saint Nikolaus in spite of the daily horrors and devastation could break even the mightiest Rock. To their credit, Four Eyes and Ice Cream kept their mouths shut but smiled and laughed along with everyone else. They even kept their grins to a minimum when Frank had a bouncing kid on each knee as they giggled through a mouthful of candy. It didn’t end there though. After every child had their gifts, they were led to the tavern where they joined in the toasting, food and libations of the goodwill of the Germans. Once again, the warmth and cheer of the small tavern seemed to shield everyone inside just briefly from the cold outside and the world gone crazy. Just for that one night, peace on earth extended just to the four walls but it was enough. They left when they could and made their way back out to the car, glad to be going but strangely sad to be leaving the celebration. “<A moment more, Captain?>” Fuchs had followed them outside. “<I really must be…>” Rock started before the young pilot interrupted him. “Just thank your driver for the excellent bourbon,” he replied in fluent English. “We never get it here.” Rock and his men started but Fuch’s raised his hands placatingly. “Frohe Weihnachten, ‘Captain’ … and thank you. I never would have been able to make it tonight if you hadn’t helped.” He snapped a salute. “Merry Christmas, Mister Fuchs,” Rock extended his hand and shook on it. They drove off with their new friend waving to them in the rear view mirror. “Never thought I’d have Christmas in Germany,” Four Eyes mused. “Yeah, what’re we gonna do on the twenty-fifth for our Christmas, Rock?” Ice Cream said. “I don’t know about you two dogfaces, but I’m plannin’ on doin’ a lot of hopin’.” THE END
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:20:37 GMT -5
'Twas the Sivana Before Christmas (A Tale from Earth-S) Written by Don Walsh Edited by: Samantha Chapman “Hee hee!” cackled the World's Wickedest Scientist. “I, Thaddeus Bodog Sivana, have come up with the greatest comeuppance for that...that...Great Christmas Ham in the history of vengeances!” The bald-headed, shriveled peanut of a man practically danced around the odd contraption set on a tripod in the fluffy white snow. It hummed softly, small blinking yellow and green lights indicating the steady flow of power within the metal box. On top rotated a small mesh dish, and transmitter pointed skyward. ”Father, I wish to let you know that I have alerted Captain Marvel to this scheme,” spoke the feminine voice through her father's earpiece. “Oh so what? Even with his speed, he can't get here in time to stop me from flicking the switch that will begin my Epidermal Mythomerger,” Sivana shouted back with a sneer, and a sudden stop of his frolic. “And I must say, Beautia my dear, that I am less than thrilled you've found some way to evade my new anti-Red Cheese motivators in your programming.” He reached over and flicked the switch. “But too late!” Just then came a whoosh and the sudden appearance of the World's Mightiest Mortal. Captain Marvel's small black eyes looked down at Sivana, muscled arms crossed over the red-garbed barrel chest. “Tsk, tsk, tsk. All this over an annual box of coal?” he chided his arch-foe. “Too late! Too late, Marvel! Even if you stopped my machine, the commands have entered the ether! You can't stop it! Only I know how to reverse it!” He cackled again and poked his finger into Captain Marvel's chest, and then grunted in pain as he bruised the fingertip. “All those fools dressed up in their monster Krampus costumes will become the real thing!” ”Father! How could you? Captain, please, Krampus is a fun festival game, but if the mythomerger truly makes the costumes turn their wearers into creatures, they'll become horned monsters determined to punish whoever they imagine as naughty! Switches used to spank children worldwide!” Beautia reported in great concern. Captain Marvel laughed and let the machine run. “Really? Well then, I'm just going to stand here and let Sivana have his way this time.” “What? What are you up to? Didn't you hear my daughter? Santa's partner, turned into a genuine terror? Tarnishing his compassionate, charitable reputation? In this day and age, it will never recover, ever!” Sivana snapped back with his mouth set in a frown. “Why aren't you trying to stop it?” “Well, honestly, because I'm going to need to stay here for your sake, you snake,” Captain Marvel said, and held his hand up. He counted off, a finger curled into his palm with each second that passed. Sivana watched, and wondered, then his eyes widened behind the thick round lenses when he heard the noises in the distance. Hoof beats tramped through the snow, switching sounds floating through the cold night air, gleeful malevolent chuckles filtering into the scene. “Oh...no...” “Oh yes, Sivana. Sure you don't want to reverse your machine now?” Captain Marvel asked with a grin as dozens of Krampus creatures poured in, all with their birching sticks, all charging for the most evil of mad scientists. “Let's face it, who else would attract these creatures more then you, the World's...” “Yes, I think we have that established, you...you...Big Red Cheese!” Sivana said as he turned to his machine, tore open a panel and quickly reconfigured the wiring, all the while crying out from the occasional lash on his scrawny behind. “There! There...go away!” he demanded as he started the machine again, and the monsters turned back into confused costumed people. “Now to get to work,” Captain Marvel said as he used his speed to return the people to their homes. When he returned to the scene of the crime after the last poor soul had been brought back, he sighed. “Merry Christmas, you twisted maniac. I'm sure I'll see you again.” Sivana teleported into his room and tossed the failed machine into a corner with a scream of frustration. ”Father, while you were gone, he came! Look!” Beautia said as she used her robotic limbs to display the new external hard-drive she'd been given. ”And your present is over here.” She indicated the ribbon-wrapped high-grade lump of coal on his bench. “Bah! Humbug!”
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:21:24 GMT -5
“Yes Timothy, There Is a Santa Claus” Starring: Robin, Superboy, Wonder Girl Written by: Brian Burchette Edited by: Charles HoM Perched high above the Gotham City Skyline, Tim Drake, dressed in his evening uniform of red and green, surveyed his surroundings as the first snow fall of the season rained down gently upon the city. It seemed to him that even the snow, white as it was as it fell from the sky, couldn’t make it to the streets below without being tarnished by the city that he lived in. Dressed in his Robin attire, Tim leaped from one of the many gargoyles that adorned the older buildings. The young man free fell for several stories before shooting a line from his grappling gun. He allowed his momentum to carry him across the gap between the two buildings, releasing the cord at just the right moment so he could land perfectly on the roof that was kitty corner from where he had just been. Crouching, a big grin crossing his face, he admitted to himself that he still got a high from what he had just done. It was a feeling he hoped he would never get used to. It wasn’t the only reason he was feeling joy this holiday season. Bruce was back! It was a Christmas miracle that had reminded him of all that he was lucky to have in his life. After the death of his father, he had found himself spending most of the holiday reflecting on all he had lost in his life; this year was already better. Still, with all he had to be thankful for, he couldn’t deny the sense of loss for things passed. Not only his parents, but the life he once had... the friends he had made. Sure he was going to Gotham High, playing the part of the dutiful student, but with all of his extra-curricular activities, he really had no time for a social life. Even if he had, what was he going to talk about? ”Hey Tim, did you see Marcie at the dance last night? She was looking hot.” “Sorry, wasn’t there, but you should have seen the way I took out Black Mask. It was a real rush, you know what I mean?” Nope, wasn’t going to happen. While his mind raced with his personal thoughts, his body had been continuing its journey across rooftops, swinging between skyscrapers, leaping from building to building. So lost was he in his thoughts that it took him a few seconds to realize he had wandered farther south of the city than he had planned. Not a good thing. Both Bruce and Dick would be wondering where he had disappeared to by now, and he hadn’t planned on going so far from the party they were throwing at Wayne Tower. He had just needed to get out and get some air, away from the tuxes and formals. Away from all the adults. Turning to head back, knowing he was already in trouble, he made another leap back to the previous building he had been on; genuinely surprised when he miscalculated and began to plummet towards the ground. Training had taught him not to panic, though, as he pulled out his grappling gun, taking careful aim, and squeezing the trigger just as he felt himself being grabbed by the waist and propelled sideways at a much higher rate of velocity. He panicked just a little. “Don’t struggle, buddy, I gotcha.” The young male voice next to him said. Still holding the grappling gun, its roped end flapping in the wake of the flying figure, Tim turned his head to see the dark haired teenager who was soaring through the sky with him. He recognized the black shirt with the red S immediately. “Superboy?” “The one and only, and you’re Robin, the Boy Wonder – pleased to finally meet ya. You’re welcome for the save, by the way.” “Yeah, uh, I was doing okay by myself, thanks, and I don’t really use that Boy Wonder tag line. That was the Robin before me.” “The Robin before you? Wasn’t he like the first Robin?” “Actually no, interesting story, really: It turns out... WAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tim cried out in shock as the wayward grapple finally connected to the corner of a building which caused his to suddenly be jerked out of Superboy’s arm and sent him hurdling back like a bullet towards the sandstone wall. “Oops!” Conner said but never lost his momentum when, with a quick turn, he shot after Robin and grabbed him before he had become something akin to a bug on a windshield. “Sorry about that.” “Not entirely your fault, but could you do us both a favorite and stop for a second.” Just like that they stopped, hovering nearly a half a mile over the city of Gotham. This, Tim found, was almost as disconcerting as the feeling of flying; way cool, too. “What are you doing in Gotham?” Tim asked. “Uhh, long story, but basically I was forced to come here for some boring party which I ended up ditching as soon as I could.” Robin had barely put two and two together when a female voice echoed up to them from the street below: “Get out, everyone, while you still can.” They both looked down to see a young girl, her blond hair seeming to shine like the sun; a stark contrast to the gray hues of her surroundings. Her red t-shirt was just as bright, bizarrely reminding Tim that this was the Christmas season. “Whoa!” Superboy whispered in awe. “She is gorgeous!” Suddenly both young men were conscious of the fact that Conner’s arm was securely wrapped around Tim’s waist as they hovered there. “You think maybe we should... uh...” Robin motioned down towards the blond girl. “Oh yeah.” Superboy agreed and before Robin could blink they were on the ground. The two boys found themselves in the middle of a holiday nightmare as people were running everywhere, screaming hysterically. Robin was the first of the two to see what they were running from. Three giant nutcrackers were marching down the Gotham streets, destroying parked cars and the sides of buildings in their path. “That’s not something you see every day.” Superboy noted out loud before turning to the young woman. “Hi there, my name is Superboy, what’s yours?” Cassandra Sandsmark was bracing her feet the best she could as she continued to hold up the side of a McDonalds. She looked at him with amazement. “Really? You want to do this now?” “Yeah, probably not.” Conner agreed. “Alright, let me help you here.” Putting his arms next to her, using the power that had been granted to him by a benefactor that he had hardly known; they were able keep the wall up until the last of the patrons had scattered. “Where did those things come from?” Robin wondered out loud. “Don’t know. Don’t care.” The girl said. “Going to make sure they don’t go any farther, though.” With that she shot into the air, her left arm stretched in front of her and her right one tucked close by her waist. “I’m with her!” Superboy shouted as he took off after her. Robin watched as the two of them began to pound into the nutcrackers, causing the metallic monsters to begin popping nuts and bolts towards the ground. There was something about the giant robots that seemed familiar... something he had read... a while ago... “So now you want to tell me your name?” Superboy asked as he slammed his fist into the side of one of the nutcrackers, causing it to waver. “My real name... no... But I guess you can call me Wonder Girl if you want.” “I didn’t know there was a new Wonder Girl on the scene.” Conner replied, striking blow after blow to the misfit toy. “It’s a secret... Wonder Woman doesn’t know yet, either. Now do you mind, I’m focusing here.” She said as she pounded her own robot hard in the face. “They’re slowing down, but we’re not really stopping them. Got any ideas?” “Really big walnuts?” “Hey, where did that other kid go?” Cassie scanned the ground but saw no sign of Robin. Superboy frowned. “No idea, but that is kind of weird. Alright, I’ve got an idea. Full speed... high and low. Which do you want?” “I’ll take high; with that haircut of yours I’m guessing you might want the down low?” She gave him a wicked grin as she soared into the crisp night air. “What does that mean?” Conner wondered as he flew off in the other direction, hovering for a second to catch his bearings as well as gauge Wonder Girl’s direction. Nodding, they took off from their perspective areas, each of them striking the same pose with their arms stretched out in front of them, fists clenched tight, even the same look of determination on their faces. They struck with the power of two ton trucks. The nutcracker ripped apart at the waist, exploding with pieces of shrapnel flying everywhere. Both kids stopped short, realizing their error as hundreds of pieces of metal began to rain down onto the Christmas shoppers. Their inexperience hindered them from instantly leaping to protect the innocent, but to their amazement, the shrapnel was suddenly swept up by a huge cyclone of air, all of it landing neatly in a pile at the end of the street. “What was that?” Wonder Girl asked. Conner shrugged. “No idea, but that was tits.” “What do we do about the other two? We can’t do the same thing, and they are both heading towards Wayne Tower and the party.” “Hey! You were at the Christmas party too?!” “Uhh, I mean, you know, this isn’t the moment to have a conversation.” Cassie looked around. “You could fly them out of here.” He scratched his head in thought. “Yeah, but where do you want me to take them too? Out to sea, you think?” “Well, that would be a start. We’re going to need to find out where they... hey!” Wonder Girl realized the final two nutcrackers had stopped moving. Standing tall and motionless in the middle of the street, they looked almost regal. “Guess that’s that, then.” Superboy said with satisfaction. “Now where did Robin run off too?” “Right here.” The other two turned to see him coming down the street with a bound and gagged figure that Conner recognized from Metropolis. “Toyman?!” Robin nodded. “Yep, I knew I’d seen those robots before when I was going over Batman’s files. Once I figured out where they came from, I figured he was after something, having come all this way from Metropolis. Those things had to be a distraction for something else. So I searched for any worthy news items and came across a charity event where they plan on auctioning off issue number one of Sergeant Patriot. It’s worth almost half a million. Sure enough, he was there trying to take it.” Cassie and Conner stared at him for a moment as he gave them a most innocent look. “Yeah, we figured that out too.” Connor finally said before turning back to the nutcrackers. “So what are we supposed to do with them?” “Anybody got some really large walnuts?” Tim asked. Conner grinned, giving him a wink. “Nice. Guess we should take Toyman in before we go our separate ways.” “It’s such a boring Christmas party.” Robin sighed, nodding at the other two’s realization that they were all going to the same place. “By the way, I’m Tim.” “Wassup Tim. I’m Conner.” “Cassie.” The blond girl announced with a small wave. “You know, it’s still early and since it sounds like we’re all heading back to the same place, maybe we could stop off and do something else on the way?” Tim shuffled around. “I’m not sure. The right thing to do is head back before anyone sends out a search party for us.” “You always do the right thing?” Wonder Girl asked him with a twinkle in her eyes. “Well... yeah.” “Oh Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.” Superboy said with a chuckle as he wrapped his arm around his Tim’s shoulder. He gave Cassie a wink. “I think our new friend here needs to loosen up a bit. What do you think?” She giggled in response. “I think this is turning out to be the coolest Christmas party I ever didn’t go to. So after we drop this guy off, what you guys say we find some more crime to stop. I mean this is Gotham. We just have to turn the next corner to find it, right?” Walking down the street between Wonder Girl and Superboy, Robin couldn’t help but smile to himself. He was a rich kid this year; two Christmas miracles in one year. How did he get so lucky? “Hey, Tim?” Conner started as they walked down the snowy streets, the Christmas lights blinking around them. “What is a down low?” “Excuse me?” Tim choked out. “Hey look, isn’t that the Robinson Park Christmas Tree over there?” Cassie asked, quickly changing the subject. Tim looked at up at Conner who had forgotten his question to try and find a tree that didn’t exist. He broke out laughing as he hoisted Toyman over his shoulder. Two blocks back, another young man watched the three of them leave. He was cold, lonely, and his auburn hair was matted down by the wet snow. He had wanted to go up to them, to say hello, but he was afraid... he couldn’t. He thought about turning around, going the other way, but that wasn’t how he was built. He went on his impulses, and this one told him to follow them. As soon as the thought raced through his mind he did just that; disappearing in a flash. The End
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:22:23 GMT -5
“Miracle Monday” Written by David Charlton Edited by Brian Burchette A light dusting of snow swirled off the busy Metropolis street as Lois Lane approached the crime scene, clutching her coat tightly around herself in the cold December air. The police cars had it blocked off, but with a quick wave of her press pass she was allowed through. Superman was already there amidst the wreckage of a battle that had all but demolished the street corner. He was talking to Inspector Henderson, but Lois’ attention was on the body. Where there was Superman, there was never a dead body. At least, never before. “Who was he?” Though she hadn’t spoken especially loud, Superman turned at the words, glancing from her to the dead man in some sort of high-tech battle suit. “He called himself Shockwave,” said the Man of Steel, and in his voice was something Lois had rarely heard before, a kind of sad weariness that bespoke of discouragement. “I’ve never met him before today. His battle suit looks like LexTech, though.” Taking a tentative step closer, Lois studied the anonymous visage of the dead man, looking up and down the remains of his shattered suit. “What happened?” she asked, turning back towards Superman. He looked up at her, caught by the abruptness of the question. “He started shooting up this street corner, taunting me to come out and face him. He has some sort of hypersonic cannon attached to the suit. I got here just as it was overloading. Unfortunately, his suit seems to be powered by a Kryptonite power cell, so I couldn’t get very close. Then he just… exploded.” “He seems to be the only casualty,” Lois looked around, noting the lack of ambulances. “Superman shielded us,” came the voice of a little girl, bundled up and waving her mittened hands at Lois. “He saved my friends and me.” “That’s what Superman does,” Lois gave the little girl a wink, then knelt by the body, peering unflinchingly at the face. “Inspector Henderson, this man’s name is Atticus Wembly. He was a security guard for LexCorp for years. He disappeared after Luthor went underground. You shouldn’t have any trouble verifying this; guy’s got a record a mile long.” “Mind telling me how you know that, Ms. Lane?” Inspector Henderson made a quick motion to one of his detectives, who immediately got on his mobile device to check it out. Rising to her feet again, Lois shrugged, smiling ruefully. “I oughta know; he escorted me out of LexTowerOne on numerous occasions. We were practically on a first name basis. Would’ve been on my Christmas list if he hadn’t pushed me out of a moving car once. Nasty piece of work, this guy.” Superman, who had been keeping his distance due to the lingering effects of the Green K power cell grunted and shook his head as he took to the air. “Wait!” Lois called after him. “I have just one question…!” But he was already gone, a red and blue blur streaking across the sky. Lois swore under her breath as the forensics team moved in. She made way for them, turning at the sound of her name called in a familiar voice. Clark Kent made his way through the crowd beyond the police cordon. He waved at her and tripped over a curb. People laughed but he ignored it, belatedly flashing his press pass to the uniformed officers who moved to keep him back. Nevertheless, they eyed him dubiously as he slid awkwardly past them, onto the crime scene. “Sorry I’m late, Lois, traffic is awful during the holidays, but I came as soon as I heard. What happened? Looks like I missed the action.” He craned his head around, low and high, steadying the glasses on his nose. “What else is new, Smallville?” Lois gave her colleague an affectionate, if patronizing, smile. “Luthor sent one of his goons after Superman again. Same old story. Except this one had a slightly different ending. Said goon was hoisted on his own petard.” “Huh? No need to get vulgar, Lois…” “Shakespeare, Clark. Means he was done in by his own villainy. No fault of Superman’s.” “Oh.” Clark Kent watched as the crime scene investigators began removing Shockwave, AKA Atticus Wembly from the ill-fated battle-suit. “Well, knowing Superman, I doubt he feels that way.” Remembering the tone in the Man of Steel’s voice, Lois could only nod. “I think you’re right. I think Superman takes this sort of thing very personally. I think he thinks he can save us all, good and bad alike, you and I along with poor dumb Wembly here--- maybe even Luthor himself. But every once in a while, I think he gets a good look at human nature for what it really is… and maybe that never-ending battle looks more and more like an uphill battle.” For a moment the two reporters stood there in thoughtful silence, the snow drifting lazily before them. Then Clark cleared his throat, glancing at Lois sidelong. “What did you want to ask him,” he asked in a voice more assured than his usual tone. “You said you only had one question.” As if hearing something new in her colleague’s voice, Lois gave Clark an appraising look, but saw only the same old Smallville. “Heard that, huh?” “Well, I was pretty close-by when you called after him,” Clark hid his embarrassment of her sudden scrutiny by cupping his hands to his mouth and blowing, rubbing them together for warmth. Lois was always struck by just how big those hands were… “It was nothing, Clark. A softball. He was looking down, and I wanted to cheer him up,” she jammed her own frozen hands into the pockets of her coat, and looked back up into the darkening sky, as if searching for signs of him. She seemed to be deep in thought, however, and it was a long time before she said: “I was going to ask him what he wanted for Christmas…” ~S~ The next morning, the Daily Planet carried an article by Lois Lane entitled: “What Superman Wants for the Holidays.” It was the type of story that folks read at the newsstand over their steaming morning lattes and passed around the office, asking each other: “Hey, have you seen this yet?” That edition sold out, and the newspaper went back to press for a Late Edition, much to the delight of Editor-in-Chief Perry White. “We’ve got a bona fide phenomenon on our hands,” he waved the rolled-up paper around the bullpen, slapping it into his open palm with a satisfying smirk. His staff had caught his infectious excitement, and the newsroom bustled with enthusiasm and pride. Copies of the early edition were everywhere, and even sports writer Steve Lombard was caught reading it in his cubicle. “Lois, I just got a request from the AP to run the article nationally in tomorrow’s papers. You might just get that second Pulitzer out of this!” Under most circumstances a declaration like that would have had Lois Lane beaming from ear to ear, but instead she remained hunched over in her chair, idly bouncing the tip of her pencil against her desktop, lost in thought. Across from her, Clark Kent cast surreptitious glances at her as Perry parked himself at her desk, unfolded the newspaper and quoted: “… after years of seeing the worst humanity has to offer, after saving us from ourselves time and time again, after seeing us living down to our lowest expectations of each other, I simply cannot say what Superman wants for the holidays, but I can say what I would wish for him: that for once in our history of apathy and avarice, in our long struggle against each other instead alongside each other, I wish that for once--- if only for one day--- we could embrace the spirit of this season, and be the people that he sees, the people he wants us to be, the people he fights for and believes in. What do you give a man who has everything? A day off.” There was a spontaneous smattering of applause, led by Perry himself. Lois acknowledged it with an uncharacteristic humility, waving away the attention. Perry let it continue for only a moment before he said over it: “Alright, people, that’s enough. We have a Late Edition to put out, so get back to work. “Nice job, Ms. Lane,” Jimmy Olsen set a cup of hot chocolate down on Lois’ desk, grinning broadly. “My pal’s going to love this!” he said as he hurried after Perry, who was calling for him. When they were gone, Lois looked over at Clark and asked, “Do you think he’ll see this, Clark?” Clark Kent set down his copy of the Planet, looking bemusedly at it. “Oh, I’d count on it, Lois. I don’t see how he could miss it. All of Metropolis is talking about your article.” Lois nodded thoughtfully, and began tapping her pencil on the desk again. ~S~ “Surrender, Superman! You will never defeat King Kosmos!” The bulky behemoth towered over Superman, fists poised to smash downward. Superman caught the descending blow one handed, and he swung his other arm up into a crushing uppercut that sent the hirsute cosmic barbarian crashing backward across the blasted alien landscape of their battlefield, the third moon of Joxum. The insectoid people of the lunar mining colony cheered as Superman took a moment to catch his breath. He waved back at them with a relieved smile: King Kosmos was stirring slowly in the wreckage of the hover-cart he’d smashed into, making pitiful noises. The distress call had come into the Fortress of Solitude from Joxum, a planet in the Ar-Kalian Star Cluster, where Superman had a few years earlier befriended a race of gentle ant-men who had aided him in destroying a large comet of Kryptonite heading towards Earth. He had told them if they ever needed him, all they had to do was activate the distress beacon and he would come. So when would-be intergalactic conqueror King Kosmos invaded, subjugating the planet and two of its three moons, they called--- and Superman came. But he had hated leaving Earth and Metropolis unprotected. Was poor Shockwave the opening gambit in Luthor’s new assault on him, or just a wild shot in the dark? Nor could he stop thinking about Lois’ article. It had touched him, not just what she had written, but that she had read him so accurately. He had been disheartened. How long would he have to strive against the worst of humanity’s impulses thrown against him, how much longer would he have to save them from themselves? Would they ever learn? He didn’t often allow himself to think like that: he loved being Superman, indeed he could be nothing less. The melancholy had lasted only a few moments. What he really remembered was the look on Lois’ face, the heartfelt sincerity of her words as one soul reached out, yearning to understand and console another… The glancing blow from behind caught him off guard. He whirled around, shaking off the energy blast that had shredded his cape. Descending from the sky was a garishly-clad figure much like the still-woozy King Kosmos, only this one was younger, with longer hair, and carried a Braalian magno-hammer. The new arrival glowered down at Superman and said, “You may have found my father an easy match, Kryptonian, but you’ll rue the day you tangled with Kid Kosmos!” Superman rolled his eyes and tossed back the tatters of his cape. This was going to take longer than he had first thought… ~S~ It had been a strange day. Lois was all but alone in the newsroom, amidst the leftovers of the Planet Christmas party, most having gone home long ago; only one or two of the cleaning crew remained, and the lights had been dimmed. To say it had been a slow news day was an understatement. It usually did quiet down around the holidays, but nothing came in that day, at all. Perry had been the first to notice it, thinking first that the wires had broken down, or the telecom system was on the fritz. But a few quick calls to the police precincts, hospitals and fire departments all told the same story: nothing to report. At first, Lois’ reporter’s instincts told her something was up--- how could this be? No purse snatchings? No domestic squabbles? Not even a car accident or a kitty up a tree…? This had to be a statistical impossibility. And unless there was a chimpanzee typing out the Complete Works of William Shakespeare somewhere, she wasn’t buying it. Then the letters started flooding in. And the emails. And the phone calls. Mostly from Metropolis, but from all around the world, too. All in response to her article. And it was all the folks at the Daily Planet could do that day to keep up with it. “Listen to this one,” Jimmy had read to them a post from the paper’s website: “Dear Daily Planet, a few years ago Superman saved my life. I used to live in Suicide Slum, and I had fallen in with a bad crowd. We had just knocked off a liquor store when Big Blue cornered us. I didn’t go to jail because I was underage, but I got probation and put on work release: the judge made me clean graffiti off the streets for eight hours a day, five days a week, for a year. At first I was hassled by other gang members, who kept me busy cleaning their signs off neighborhood walls. Then one day I noticed that I was being watched, though I suppose ‘watched over’ is a better way of putting it. That first time, he shared a pretzel with me, and we just talked like normal people for a few minutes before he had to go save the world or something. The gangbangers stopped coming around, and eventually I was able to clean up my streets. I don’t have to do it anymore, but I still do. In fact, I started a street-cleaning company that employs neighborhood kids, and together we’re transforming Suicide Slum. He still comes around every Friday afternoon. He likes mustard on his pretzel. I would do anything for Superman, and I know I’m not alone. Thanks for the great article.” And the outpouring did not stop there. A spontaneous movement had begun on the internet the day the Planet had published Lois’ article, involving people from every city in the world, to “give Superman a day off!” It called for everyone, young and old, rich or poor, to do their part--- if only ever for this one day--- to watch out for each other, to do good, in short, to be like Superman. And that, Lois Lane supposed, was what had happened. Sighing in contented, bemused disbelief, Lois Lane left the darkened newsroom, nodding cheerily to the cleaning crew and entered the gilded elevator. As the doors were closing, she glimpsed a familiar sight out the 38th floor’s window, and instead of pressing the button for the ground floor, she went to the roof. He was there, standing with one foot on the crenellated roof’s edge, under the world-famous and softly illuminated globe of the Daily Planet, gazing out in wonder at the brightly lit city. Taking in his slightly worse-for wear appearance, she quipped “Rough day at the office?” “I was off-planet,” he told her, glancing quickly from her and back out over Metropolis. “I was gone all day… Lois, what’s going on out there?” Sidling up next to him, she admired the panoramic rooftop view of the city. “I guess you are.” He looked a question at her. “It’s the most remarkable thing. You’ve touched so many lives. So many people are inspired by you. This is their Christmas present to you.” “Are you telling me there’s peace on Earth?” He asked, incredulous. Lois smiled crookedly. “I wouldn’t count on it lasting very long. We are a deeply flawed race.” Superman laughed, and Lois could only hear genuine joy. In spite of the cold, she felt a warmness in her chest when his hand slipped into hers. “You did this. It was your article---.” She cut him off firmly. “No. This belongs only to you, Superman. You’ve shown us that great good is possible. You’ve given us something to strive for. And today, you just may have made us all better people.” That last was pushed out though a growing lump in her throat. Superman could only stare at her wide-eyed, a profound humbleness on his open, honest face. After a moment, all he could manage was a softly-spoken “Thank you.” Lois nodded and squeezed his hand tightly, leaning into his body. She rested her head on his shoulder. They stayed that way for several minutes, enjoying that singular sublime moment, as Metropolis and the world bustled peacefully below them. After a while, Lois sighed. “Of course, it is slightly ironic that you were gone most of the day, fighting space villains by the looks of you.” Superman rubbed his still aching chin where Kid Kosmos had gotten in a lucky shot. “I wasn’t going to point it out. It’s the thought that counts.” “No, I like it.” Lois averred in mock appreciation. “Adds a little O. Henry-type twist to the whole thing.” Smiling ruefully, he asked, “Well, Ms. Lane, as it looks like I have the night off, would you like to have dinner with me?” “I thought you’d never ask…” ~S~ “… and all around the world that day, it’s said, there was no crime or villainy, and every man, woman and child honored Superman in their hearts and by their deeds. And for the last thousand years we have commemorated that day which came to be called Miracle Monday, when Superman showed us that it is possible to be as good as you could be--- even if it’s only for one day a year.” Wynn Allon slowly closed the storybook on his lap, and looked over to his wife Marta. Between them, their son Gim had fallen into a happy slumber, a smile lingering on his young face. “He never gets tired of hearing that story,” Marta Allon whispered to her husband, the small family basking in the low, warm glow of the nearby Menorah. “He always says he wants to be just like Superman when he grows up… To fight the never-ending battle, too. Maybe he’ll go into the Science Police Corps.” “Happy Miracle Monday, my dear.” Wynn Allon leaned over their son to kiss his wife. “Happy Miracle Monday, darling.”
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:23:27 GMT -5
“THE GHOST OF PRESENTS PAST” Written by: Susan Hillwig Edited by: Brian Burchette 1871:[/i] “Good to see you up and about, Mr. Hex,” Malloy said to the customer that just stepped into the general store. “Been wonderin’ when you’d be back in town.” “Just tryin’ tuh take it slow, is all. Don’t want tuh go an’ bust muh damn leg all over again.” It had been six weeks since Jonah Hex had been injured while hunting up in the mountains, and though his leg had healed enough to bear his full weight, there was still an obvious limp in his walk as he made his way to the counter. “You’re lucky a busted leg is all you got. Ain’t many folks that’ve walked away intact from bein’ jumped by Injuns.” “Thet may be so, but they ain’t the reason muh leg got broke. Not directly.” Jonah leaned against the counter. “Put a decent hole in muh arm, though, but it weren’t nothin’ tuh write home about.” “That’s not the way the Hartley gal tells it,” Malloy said. “She makes it sound like you was bleedin’ like a stuck pig while you fought off the whole damn tribe barehanded.” “Miss Hartley has exaggerated things a touch.” Jonah paused, then asked with a slight amount of apprehension, “Whut else is she sayin’?” “Not much, least not about herself. She talks to damn-near everybody about you, though.” He waved a hand towards the street, saying, “She’s workin’ at the hotel in exchange for room and board, if you want to see her.” “No, Ah don’t.” Outwardly, Jonah tried to show no emotion, but inside was a different story. His mind had been fixated for six whole weeks on what happened between himself and Emmylou Hartley up in those mountains, part of him wishing that he could wipe away that indiscretion while another part of him reveled in the memory of it. He supposed that, if he was a more religious man, he’d go have a sit-down with a priest and confess his sins, but the last thing he wanted to do right now was tell anybody about this. Good Lord, if word of what he did ever got back to... “...Mei Ling?” “Whuh?” Jonah snapped out of his rumination at the sound of his wife’s name and stared at Malloy. “Whut did yuh say?” “I said, ‘How’s Mei Ling?’” “Fine...Mei Ling’s fine.” Suddenly remembering why he’d come into the general store, he said, “She sent me tuh pick up a few things.” Malloy nodded. “Figured this wasn’t just a social call. Got a list?” Jonah produced one from inside his coat, and Malloy set about tracking down the items. As he plucked things off the shelves, he asked Jonah, “So, the two of you gonna come into town for the New Year’s party?” “Reckon thet depends on her. The baby’s been makin’ her feel a mite poorly the last few days.” “Well, there’s still a couple more weeks ‘til the party. A lot can change between here and there.” Malloy set some items on the counter. “Surprised that young’un ain’t popped out yet: your wife was lookin’ pretty close to ready last time she stopped in.” “Ah know, but the doc says the baby won’t be gettin’ here ‘til early February.” “Well, if that’s the case, he’s gonna be pretty dang big when he finally arrives.” Jonah answered, “Thet’s because he’s half-Texan. Yuh know everything’s bigger down there.” The two men had a good chuckle over that, and Jonah felt some of his unease fade away. As Malloy walked off to get some more items on the list, Jonah let his eyes wander over the other merchandise displayed nearby on the counter: jars of brightly-colored penny candy, a stack of woolen blankets, and a single wooden box. To Jonah, the last item looked to be about the right size and shape for cigars, and not being one to pass up a good smoke, he opened the lid to see what kind they were. The items that lay inside, however, were certainly not cigars. They were soldiers; two dozen in all, each about three inches high and cast in lead -- half of them resembled Colonial minutemen, the other half British redcoats. A few of the tiny men were on horseback, and a few more were kneeling down to take aim at the enemy with their miniscule flintlocks. There was even a pair of cannons nestled within the felt-lined box. Malloy saw Jonah looking at the box and said, “Oh, I see you found my little battalion.” He came over and pulled out one of the soldiers, saying, “I got them from a company back east, along with some other toys. There ain’t a lot of kids livin’ in Cheyenne yet, but I like to keep a few things on hand for Christmas, just in case. Rest of ‘em sold, but nobody really seems interested in these fellas.” “Thet’s a shame,” Jonah said quietly, his gaze not moving from the box’s contents. “Yeah. Reckon the War’s made a lot of people think twice ‘bout lettin’ their boys play with toy soldiers.” He shrugged. “Christmas ain’t for another week, though. Might be able to sell them before that.” Malloy put the figure back in place, then went back to work. Jonah continued to look at the soldiers, pulling off one of his gloves so he could run his bare hand over them. There was a series of scars across the palm of that hand, once very evident but now stretched and faded as his hands had grown and acquired newer wounds. He could still remember how those scars looked when they were new, however, and what it had felt like to receive them. It’s hard to forget your first battle. He closed his eyes, and it all came back to him... * * * * * * 1841:He keeps his eyes closed because Ma tells him to, but she doesn’t tell him why, even though he keeps asking her as she steers him down the hall very early in the morning. Jonah is three, and he is always asking questions, like why does snow melt inside the house but not outside, and where does Pa go when he puts all those bottles in the wagon. It’s been a long time since Pa last rode away with the bottles, but Jonah doesn’t mind because Ma seems happier when Pa isn’t home. She smiles, and she dresses pretty, and sometimes somebody will visit with her while Jonah plays outside. Jonah doesn’t always know who they are, but they’re always men. Jonah thinks they might be friends with Pa, but when he asks Ma about them, she doesn’t tell him, just like she won’t tell him why he has to keep his eyes closed right now.
He knows when he reaches the main room, because he can feel the warmth from the fireplace (and that’s why the snow melts inside the house, he remembers that), and Ma tells Jonah to stop and turns him just a little to the right, and then she says Open your eyes, so he does. He opens them very wide because he doesn’t understand what he’s seeing, and he asks Ma why there is a tree in the house, and Ma tells him that it’s a special tree, a Christmas tree. Jonah knows what Christmas is, and he knows about baby Jesus and the manger and the special star in the sky, but he’s never heard of a Christmas tree before, and says so. And then Ma tells him about how her grandparents came from a place called The Old Country, and that they would always cut down a tree and decorate it for Christmas. She calls it a tradition, and though very few people outside of The Old Country do it, she wanted to teach this tradition to her son. This doesn’t make a lot of sense to Jonah, but he thinks the tree is very pretty with the little candles sitting on the branches and the ribbons wrapped around it. Then Ma brings him closer to the tree and sits him down and hands him a wooden box tied with ribbon like on the tree. She says This is for you, and Jonah pulls off the ribbon and opens it. His eyes open even wider now when he sees the toy soldiers, all blue and red, and he looks up at Ma and asks if all of these are really for him and she says Yes every one of them, and Jonah throws his arms around Ma’s neck and kisses her.
After breakfast, Jonah sets up his soldiers all over the floor. They march in straight lines in front of the fireplace, and they fight battles beneath the tree, and around midday Ma joins him and tells him about another Christmas a very long time ago when General Washington (who Ma says is the man in blue on the little horse) took his soldiers across the Delaware River to surprise the British. So they make up a new game by laying a blue scarf of Ma’s on the floor and putting a small piece of kindling on it for a boat, and Jonah plays Crossing the Delaware until suppertime. Ma serves up a whole chicken for just the two of them, and Jonah eats very fast so he can go back to his soldiers. He plays until Ma tells him it’s time for bed, so he carefully puts his soldiers back into the box and places it back under the tree. He asks Ma how long can they can keep the tree in the house, and Ma says As long as you want, and Jonah says he wants to keep it forever, and Ma scoops him up and hugs him and carries him down the hall to his bed.
In his dreams that night, Jonah is riding the horse and the blue soldiers march behind him and their guns go pop-pop-pop and make the red soldiers fall down. He laughs and claps his hands and all the soldiers get back up so they can play again under the big Christmas tree with its ribbons as wide as a country road and candles that sparkle like stars. They’re halfway through their third fight when Jonah hears thunder rumbling over the battlefield, and suddenly he’s not a brave blue soldier anymore, he’s a scared little boy, because the thunder isn’t thunder, it’s Pa yelling, and Jonah sits up in bed and he can hear Ma crying as Pa calls her a whore, a stinking whore. Jonah doesn’t know what the word means, but he’s heard Pa say it many times before, especially after Pa’s drank a lot of those bottles that he puts in the wagon.
Jonah gets out of bed and creeps down the hall to the main room, where he sees Pa standing over Ma, and he still has his coat on as he hits her and says that he can’t leave her alone for one damn minute without her spreading her legs for any man she sees. Ma denies it, but that just makes Pa angrier, and he starts grabbing things and throwing them and making an awful mess. Then Pa grabs hold of the Christmas tree and knocks it right over onto Ma, and then he kicks the box of toy soldiers and it flies into the fireplace and breaks apart. Jonah screams NO! and runs towards the fireplace, and he sees that the little lead soldiers are melting from the heat and their fine paint is burning off. Then he sees one of the soldiers laying on the hearth and it looks okay so he grabs it and it’s HOT but Jonah won’t let go, not even when Pa smacks him and knocks him to the floor. Now Pa is yelling at him and hitting him and Jonah is so mad at Pa that he yells and hits back, but it’s useless, he’s only three, and soon he can’t stand up anymore and he falls to the floor again but Pa doesn’t stop hitting him. Then he hears Ma shout and she gets up and grabs Pa’s arm, and Pa turns his attention back to her while Jonah lays on the floor and cries because his hand hurts and his body hurts and he wishes that Pa would just go away and never ever ever come home.* * * * * * 1871:[/i] “I’m glad you’re home,” Mei Ling said as Jonah entered the bedroom. She was laying on the bed, resting on her side to try and take some of the pressure off her legs and back. “I kept imagining something terrible was going to happen to you.” Jonah sat next to her, saying, “Yuh gotta stop doin’ thet tuh yerself, sugar. Just ‘cause Ah had one little accident don’t mean thet Ah cain’t take care of muhself no more.” He leaned close to give her a kiss on the cheek. “Feelin’ any better?” “Still tired, but I’ll be all right.” She rested a hand on her ample belly. “Some days it feels like I’ll be pregnant forever.” “Thank the Lord thet it ain’t gonna be so.” He laid his own hand over hers, then said, “Think the two of yuh are up fer makin’ some supper tonight?” She nodded, and Jonah helped Mei Ling to her feet. As they made their way down the hall, Jonah spied Ironjaws padding across the floor towards the kitchen table, and before he knew it, the wolf had its front paws on the table and started nosing around inside the satchel Jonah laid upon it. “Hey, quit thet!” he shouted, but Ironjaws was too absorbed by the interesting smells in there, so Jonah grabbed the wolf by the scruff of its neck and yanked it away. “Dammit, if’n yuh want tuh stay in the house fer the winter, yo’re gonna have tuh learn tuh listen.” The lecture went right over the wolf’s head, and it tried to go back to the satchel the moment Jonah let go. Grabbing Ironjaws again, Jonah knelt down in front of the animal and stared it right in the eye, saying, “Ah’m gonna lock yuh in the barn if’n yuh don’t quit. Yuh hear me, yuh damn flea factory? Ah’m gonna march yer furry butt right out there an’...” “What’s this?” Jonah turned his attention away from the wolf and saw Mei Ling pulling a wooden box out of the satchel. Before Jonah could say otherwise, she opened it and looked at the tiny soldiers laying inside. “You bought toys?” she asked. “Just...just the one,” he replied quietly. Mei Ling smiled at him and said, “I would have thought you were a bit old for toys.” “It ain’t fer me.” He stood up and walked over to her, paying no mind this time to when Ironjaws went back into the satchel. “Ah thought maybe it’d be nice fer the baby. Not right away, of course, but maybe when he’s a few years older...” “What if he’s a she?” Mei Ling interjected. She’d been teasing him about the possibility of it being a girl for months now. Jonah shook his head, refusing to be baited. “Ah don’t care whut the baby is, Ah just...Ah want them tuh have it. Thet’s all.” Mei Ling could see something lurking in Jonah’s eyes as he spoke. He’d been acting a little odd the past six weeks, and while this was odd as well, it was a decidedly different sort of odd. She could tell that there was some meaning behind Jonah’s desire to buy the soldiers, and though he didn’t voice it now, perhaps he would later on. Okay,” she said, and set the box down upon the table. “I don’t like the idea of our child playing with such a thing, but if you want them to have it, I suppose I can agree.” Slowly, Jonah drew her into a hug, and after standing there together for a while, he said, “Ah was thinkin’ on the way home.” “About what?” “Well, Ah know yuh ain’t Christian an’ all, but Ah was wonderin’ if maybe we could set up a Christmas tree.” “What for?” A rare expression of warmth came over Jonah’s scarred face. “It’s a tradition,” he said. THE END
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:31:17 GMT -5
The First Day of Christmas Beginning a trip down the Christmas Trail By Don Walsh Edited by: Brian Burchette Cyril Saunders woke up early on Christmas morning and glanced toward the window from his bed. His was a sleepy face, and he yawned and stretched, as he saw the snowy slopes toward the rear of his mansion. He sat up in the bed and stretched his arms out, then scratched the back of his head. He pulled himself out of bed and wrapped himself in his thick robe, jammed his feet into warm slippers, then shuffled out of his bedroom. He stepped out into the hall and glanced around. Something felt off to him. It seemed bad enough that he'd not had his usual Christmas Eve adventure. That had disappointed him; made worse by the fact that none of his comrades came to visit. Nor had Kendra, and that made his shoulders slump. He was so sure he'd changed her around last year; her and her friend Dawn Strong, and the ghost Kit. They were grand company. His cousin Greg had mentioned being too wrapped up making sure the extended family that were the Law's Legionnaires were all given a grand Christmas, and that was understandable. But no Kendra? None of his other friends? He had reached the foot of the grand staircase when he smelled the delicious breakfast aromas. This made him perk his head up, and he moved with a quicker step to examine the dining room. “It's about time you were up, sleepyhead,” Harriet Cooper-Saunders chided Cyril with a joyous smile as she laid the breakfast food out. “Eat up, eat up. We've a lot of work to do before everyone shows up! I'll need lots of help with the dinner fixings!” He watched his lovely Harriet scurry around the table, head over and hug him. She'd filled out in her old age, with her auburn hair curled up in a prim style, with laugh lines and rosy full cheeks, but she was still his beautiful... “Harriet? But...that's not...” “Not what? Did you have that awful dream again, Cyril?” She tsked as she guided him to his table and set his food before him. “Well, never you worry about that. Today is all glorious Yule and family, close and extended.” His mind rolled back to the days of Speed Saunders, running the Danger Trail; the wars against Vandal Savage, the sad outcome of Harriet's betrayals-- “Get the door will you? I have my hands full with turkey gizzards!” Harriet called out from the kitchen. Cyril staggered down the main hall, reached the double doors, and opened them timidly. “Argent? But...wait, I know...” “You never get tired of that joke, do you, Uncle Speed?” the woman with the platinum locks said with a brilliant smile and a big soft hug. “Happy Yule!” “Silver St. Cloud,” he mumbled. “It's...wonderful to see you.” He hugged her back, then held her even tighter. “Great to see you too, Unc, it really is,” Silver said as she stood in shocked in his embrace. “Mind if I come in now? It's kinda chilly out here.” “Of course, silly, silly me, where is my head, dear,” he said as he escorted her into the foyer and closed the door. “How are things back in that Green and Pleasant Land?” “Under control, Unc, under control, thanks for asking,” she said with a laugh as they headed for the dining room. “Decided to come out early and see if Aunt Harriet needed some help with dinner.” “I'm sure she'll be happy for it,” Cyril said, and began to enjoy the golden holiday morning, and watched Silver walk off to the kitchen as he settled in for breakfast. He chewed slowly at some sausage, sipped on the coffee and stared after the kitchen door. What next? he mused silently. He finished and then went back to his bedroom to change into a fine suit of clothes to greet his guests. They slowly arrived through the mid-morning: King Faraday arrived first, as always, followed by Steven Savage, Jr., and then finally the Daughter of the Didi, Rima. “How goes Societies, Steven?” King asked as they sat around the parlor, sipping sherry and admiring the tall green tree festooned with lights and bulbs; garlands of holly strewn across the rafters and lit candles adding to the flickering glow of the warm fire in its place. “Very smoothly, now that the upstarts were put into their place, King, thanks for asking,” Steven replied in that velvet voice of his. He puffed at his cigar and looked back at his friend. “And how is the International Union? I heard about the Zandian disturbance, and all I could think of was the troubles that little dot of land has given us over the years.” “True, true, but not after this last dealing, rest assured,” the thick-set master of politics answered with a raised glass. “This is a good Yule, I would daresay, with little left to roil the harmony of our world.” “A wonderful achievement, I'm sure,” Silver said as she refilled her glass. “And long overdue. Grandmum would be so proud of you all.” Cyril watched all of this, the four of them chatting so eagerly over past victories and current demands of office, and smiled, but only slightly. The warmth of the season, the joy of the day, undercut by a strange sense at the back of his neck. “You're not wrong, my friend,” Rima said softly as she stepped behind his easy chair. “Not wrong at all. I know that I help my Amazonian counterparts to control the southern hemisphere, from my jungle home, but it's not right. Not at all.” Cyril reached up over his shoulder to touch the jungle woman's hand, with a look of relief in his eyes. “So what now? How do we handle this? This must be my annual adventure, my challenge to the season's arrival for this year. Just have to get to the bottom of what's happening.” Rima squeezed his hand firmly. “I don't think so, Speed.” “Cyril, please. I've not been Speed in...” “Speed Saunders, listen. I don't understand what is happening,” Rima said as she watched the others chatting happily, old friends one and all. She felt the papery skin that surrounded what was left of the flesh on Cyril's aged hand, and squeezed again, gentle and tender. “But this, I don't think this is your adventure. Not your trail. Not Danger, not Christmas, not...it's not your trail. Not anymore. This is a gift, of sorts. I think...” She choked on the words and he sensed the sorrow in his dear jungle friend. “I think this is for you to enjoy.” Harriet glanced over at the two of them and toddled over to them. “What are you two whispering about over here? All hush hush? Cyril, are you misbehaving again?” “No dear. No. Rima, she was just telling me how special this all is. And she's right, I...I should appreciate it.” He stood up and put an arm around Harriet's waist, guided her to the mistletoe, and kissed her, with decades of pent-up emotion pouring from him. “Good, Speed. That's what I want to hear,” she answered, eyes wistful, and then she hurried off for the kitchen. “Silver, ready to help me serve?”
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:32:12 GMT -5
An Emerald Christmas Written by House Of Mystery Edited by: Brian Burchette The following story takes place after Green Lantern #25 Hal Jordan wasn't in Kansas anymore. Except he was-- and it wasn't yet something he was used to. He smiled at that thought, as he flew green and true toward his destination, spiralling through the night sky toward Smallville. Chloe Sullivan, mother of his child, and long time resident of Smallville before life took her a ways away, was staying in her best friend's home, Kent Farm. Chloe Sullivan had known Clark Kent's true nature from the early days of his heroic career in Smallville, fighting off meteor rock infused freshmen and the odd metahuman who stumbled across the freak-capital of America. Hal always loved to hear those stories from Chloe's lips. When she would rush around saving Clark's ass when he got in too deep and too eager, discarding rogue Kryptonite meteors and returning him to vim and vigour. As a Green Lantern, Hal Jordan had seen the universe. He'd seen over-verses and under-verses, and in all his hard travelling and long weeks gone, he'd never met anyone like Superman. And no other race, none he'd ever met, were as allergic to their homes as much as Kal-El of Krypton was. His daughter. Jessica. The most valuable thing in his whole life, able to be held in his arms, reliant on him and Chloe for pretty much anything... he laughed as he streaked across the sky, nearing Smallville. Wonderful. His aura sparked, as it was wont to do when his thoughts shifted from pure and emerald to affectionate and caring. He didn't need to focus right now, he needed to hurry up... he didn't want to be late. Green Lantern landed in the woods beside the road outside the entrance of Smallville Farm, and transformed his flight-suit into his usual shirt, jeans and jacket. He felt the crisp snow shift underfoot as he walked, and basked in the cool glow of the moon. Christmas Eve, and everything was quiet, and everything was beautiful. Soon enough, he passed the security detail that were positioned at the gate leading in to the farm. Hal Jordan gave them a smile, and handed them the coffees he'd picked up on his way here. "Here you go boys." "Colonel Jordan, you're a life saver!" said the first man-in-black. "Didn't know they had a Starbucks in Smallville though... weird as." "Life's full of little surprises, and besides, you're working Christmas duty. It's the least I could do," replied Hal, "Any trouble?" The second agent shook his head. "None at all, s'all quiet. Director Sullivan's guests just left. Ms Lang and Ma Kent, I mean." "Sounds good," nodded Hal. "I'm headed in." "See you soon, sir." Hal jumped over the gate, and walked slowly toward the farm itself. His ring regulated his body temperature so he removed his father's jacket, and carried it over his shoulder. "...A beautiful night." Soon enough, he was at the doors of Kent Farm, and unlocked the front door. Chloe was waiting, holding their daughter in her arms. "Colour me surprised," she said, a mischievous look on her face. "You made it." "I told you I'd make it, didn't I?" shrugged Hal. "I'm not going to miss our daughter's first Christmas. How's she been?" "Like you don't already know," laughed Chloe. That one was true. Hal had a construct monitoring every single biological function of his daughter, the ultimate security blanket. He'd learned that you can never leave something too unprotected, and he wanted to know, at a moment's notice, if something was amiss. Then again, getting a call whilst battling The Tattooed Man just to burp his daughter was a bit much, wasn't it? Regardless... "Fine, you've got me. Good night?" "As good as any others," smiled Chloe. "And yours?" Hal scratched the back of his head, and then smiled at Chloe awkwardly. "Spoke to Jim, they wanted to know... well, they wanted to know if we'd like to go visit them tomorrow for dinner? He wants to meet his niece." "That would be nice, of course," nodded Chloe. "And how was the Justice League Christmas party?" "Postponed, had to put down Kulak the Sorceror and Warlock of Ys before they stole South America. Long, elaborate story." "One for bedtime?" asked Chloe. Hal laughed. "Indeed." Chloe gently gave Hal their daughter, and then headed for the kitchen. "Do you want something to drink?" "I'm alright. If you don't mind, I want to take Jessica out for her first night flight." Chloe hesitated for a moment, a puzzled look on her face. The look softened within moments, as she remembered the stories that Hal had told her before, about his father, about their flying together, about the dreams and stories that they both shared... and she smiled. "Sure. Just wrap up nice and tight." Hal lifted up Chloe, who giggled with glee. "Y'hear that, my beautiful little baby?" Hal's ring unravelled his uniform over his body, and wrapped Jessica up in an emerald bubble. "We're going flying!" He began to float up off the floor, and then phased through the roof of Kent Farm, and out into the night sky, leaving Chloe alone in the farmhouse. She looked at where Hal and Jessica had once stood, and then bit down on her bottom lip, not knowing what to do-- she then exhaled, and turned back to the kitchen, and began to make a mug of hot chocolate. Her daughter would always be safe. Forever and always, with him as her father. Meanwhile, Hal Jordan, baby Jessica in tow, soared up into the sky. He held her close as they breached the upper atmosphere and reached orbit. There, Hal's ring made the bubble containing his daughter spread and grow, until it surrounded the both of them and they were together, looking out at the stars. "This is where your daddy works, sweetheart," he said quietly, "this is his office." He pointed out to a distant star, "over there is where his blue bosses work," and then began to rock Jessica to sleep. "You'll meet the nicest alien you could ever meet when you're old enough. Kilowog can't wait to meet you. Even Salaak wants to say 'hello'. You're a child of the universe, and it's your playground, you know that?" He looked down at Jessica, and saw that she was sleeping. "And no one will ever hurt you, because I'll always be there for you. You'll never want for anything. Your aunts and uncles in the Justice League will be there if you want them to... though Uncle Bruce is going to take a lot of explaining... yeesh. We'll spend New Years with your Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris, but here's hoping little Bart isn't developing any speed powers yet or that could be a headache..." He laughed to no-one in particular, and then sighed. "I wish you could have met Baby Carrie. She was a delight. You would have been such friends." Hal breathed out heavily, and leaned back, taking them through re-entry. He concentrated hard, ensuring nothing would get into the bubble, and then, just as silently as he left, he was back in Smallville, and headed back inside. He quietly put Jessica to bed, and then headed downstairs to Chloe, who handed him a mug of hot chocolate. "Good talk?" "When aren't they?" smiled Hal. "I just laid out her life for her." Chloe sipped her drink, and then sank into the sofa in front of the fire. "So what's it going to be? Budding test-pilot? High-faluting air-force colonel? Follow in daddy's footsteps, either way?" "Whatever she wants, it's hers," he said gently. "Going to have to be careful with that attitude, aren't I? Don't want to spoil her, ha." He sat next to Chloe, and she took his hand between hers. "I don't care what she does, as long as she's happy. She's our daughter, and she deserves to be happy-- that's all that matters." Chloe rested her head on Hal's shoulder, and he leaned in to her. "Indeed it is." The End
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:32:57 GMT -5
The Lord of Misrule Where the Birds of Prey step onto the Christmas Trail By Don Walsh Edited by: Brian Burchette “C'mon, stop dragging your feet, will you?” Kendra Saunders, a.k.a Hawkgirl, said to her two friends as she stood impatiently inside the front hall of Jonni Thunder's house. “We're going to be late.” “You know, last year, I had to send a Christmas Spirit to haunt you into going,” Dawn Make-Strong-Move reminded her friend as she looked up from the easy chair she sat in. Feet hung over the arm of the chair, swaying a little in their sandals as she spared Kendra an arched glance. “You sicced your boyfriend on me,” Kendra countered with a snort. “He has a lot to learn about being a Christmas Ghost.” “He worked the holiday whammy on your sleeping behind, girl,” the woman also called Manitou Dawn said with a smirk. “And can we not bring up my ex again?” “Okay, okay, I'm here, I'm ready,” Jonni Thunder said as she finally arrived from her upstairs room, a bag in one hand. She was dressed in her typical tailored, impeccable look, coiffed and manicured, a stark contrast to her two friends. “I'm still not sure about this though. I mean, I don't even know your grandfather.” “He's fine with it,” Kendra said with a playful tap to Jonni's shoulder. “He's looking forward to meeting you. Said something about wanting to meet the latest version.” Jonni's eyes widened at that, and clutched her bag tighter. “Really? But...well...I guess. But I'm not a Christmas person.” “Like I am?” Dawn joked as she stepped up to the others. “It's okay. Cyril's a cool guy, and it's not about all that stuff we see on commercials and read in papers. There's more to all of this. It's okay. You'll see.” “I guess,” Jonni sounded unconvinced. “Let's get going,” Kendra said as she wrapped her strong arms around her friends' shoulders and ushered them from the house and to the car. “I'm the butt-kicking tough-skinned action girl, but you know what? I've got family, and I'm finally getting to like the thought. And if you'll pardon the chick-flick moment, I want to add to it. So indulge me.” Jonni chuckled, and gave a wry smile as she packed her bag in with Dawn's and Kendra's, then slid into the passenger seat. “Okay. I think I can go with that. I asked for it, after all, didn't I? But I warn you, I want to hear no dogs barking Christmas carols, got it?” The car pulled out of the driveway and headed out; maneuvered through city streets, and merged onto the highways, left the city behind and motored out into the snow-covered rural lands. Christmas card-like in its images, even Jonni started to warm up to the trip as Kendra told her how she and Dawn discovered some of the strange magic of this time of year; and how her grandfather, Cyril 'Speed' Saunders would get wrapped up in it. “I hope I got the directions right,” Kendra said as she looked around at the wintry wonderland. “This seems to be taking an awful long time.” “Is it more than a little strange that Hawkgirl has lost her way?” Jonni teased as she carefully threaded her car over the snowy, slick roads. “I'm Hawkgirl, not Homing-Pigeon Girl,” Kendra replied and stuck her tongue out. “Thank goodness. Man, could you imagine trying to be a terrifying scourge of crime with that for a name?” Dawn continued to tease Kendra. “Kite-Man would finally feel cool.” Kendra turned to pretend to threaten Dawn, and instead narrowed her eyes and stared out across a field. “Stop!” she said suddenly. When the car had halted, she climbed out and looked over the area. “I remember that big rock over there,” she explained. “The turn off to Grandpa's place should be right here.” “But there isn't a turnoff,” Jonni pointed out. “I'm beginning to think you're right, Kendra,” Dawn said as she stepped out of the car now and paced up into the deep snow. “I'm getting the sense that this is taking longer.” “Hah! Though so!” Kendra said with a smug look. “Pop the trunk. I want my wings.” Soon enough, the three women were headed across the snowy hillside, Hawkgirl flying overhead. “I see the house up ahead!” she called back down to the others. “Thank goodness, because this wilderness is doing nothing for my Donna Karan slacks,” Jonni grumbled. “They weren't meant for hiking through frozen tundra.” Dawn laughed and shook her head. “I'll take you to a real wilderness and we'll see how you do with the Donna Karan then.” They crested the hill and looked down at the mansion, surrounded by men and women in black suits, armed and wary, on guard for intruders. “Wow, your grandfather's guest list is bigger than you told me,” Jonni said with an incredulous look. “That's not right at all,” Dawn said as she swung her arm in a sharp arc and let her tomahawk appear in her grip. “Something's very wrong with all of this. There's a spirit at work here.” “That's your bailiwick,” Kendra said as she swooped closer. “Jonni and I will cover you.” The three heroines sprung into action, with Dawn using the sudden eruption of combat from Hawkgirl and Jonni Thunder to slip into the mansion. “Okay, I don't know what sort of villainy you're up to, but I've got...you...cornered?” Dawn stopped suddenly in the dining hall and looked at the feast that was underway. Cyril Saunders and Harriet Cooper-Saunders at the head of the table, food and drink and talk filling the chamber with warmth and the Christmas glow. All heads looked up from the table and stared at her, tomahawk out and ready for battle. “Speed?” “Cyril, please,” he said as he looked at the young woman. “Kendra finally made it?” “Yes.” Rima stood up and stepped to one side, as Cyril saw how the Amerindian woman stared at his wife. He glanced at Harriet, then to Rima, then finally sighed heavily. “Saturnalia?” Rima looked at Dawn somberly as the scene around the four of them slowed, everyone else as if frozen in amber. “When did you figure it out, Speed?” Harriet asked as she stood up and moved from the table. Her image wavered, and slowly shifted to a young-looking woman in a Romanesque toga. She was slight of build, and short of height, even shorter than Rima. “Pretty early on. Rima told me to enjoy, so I let things slide. King can be a jerk sometimes, but he's not going to set up internment camps for political dissidents. And Steven bossing around the likes of the Demon's Head in place of his grandfather?” He laughed at that. “I see. You're not mad?” Her eyes were clear, and sparkled like diamonds as she watched him shake his head and give a wan smile. “Good. This wasn't revenge, or a trap, or some plot for world domination.” “What was it then?” “I've always liked you, Speed. You're heart is like my people, like a Lord of Misrule,” she said with a wide mischievous grin. “Even when you were spoiling my plans with your friends, it was all in good fun. You know that, right?” “Some part of me, yeah.” “I...I wanted to give you a Christmas present, for all the good you've done, Speed. Not just me.” She looked at him, her face quavering for a moment. “I got permission first. It was a present, Speed. A grand and glorious Christmas, picture-perfect, one for the painters and poets and carol-writers. Being who I am, I had to upend things, of course, thus your friends being the villains, but..but they were still your friends, and...I did have permission to be who I was, Speed.” Cyril Saunders stood in place and looked at the mischievous young holiday trickster he'd met seven decades before, and felt Dawn and Rima each move close and support him as he struggled to swallow the lump in his throat. “Merry Christmas, Speed.” Saturnalia stepped up and kissed him on the cheek. “You were one of my favorite mortals. Thank you.” “Thank you, dear. Thank you.” He watched her fade from view, and the world shimmer and shift and the dinner started up again; King, Steven, Silver all returned to who they were, as Kendra and Jonni finally stormed the dining room doors. “What's going on? Grandpa, are you okay? Everything good here?” Kendra asked as she floated over to Cyril, as the other diners rose in response, confused, trying to understand what had happened, where the sudden arrivals had come from. “I'm great, Kendra. Wonderful.” Cyril looked over at Rima and met her gaze and then looked at everyone else. “One last grand and glorious Christmas adventure.” He hugged Kendra tightly, and looked over at Dawn and Jonni. “Cyril Saunders. You must be Jonni Thunder. I met your great-grandfather once. If you'd let me, I'd love to give you a present, and tell you about him.” Jonni fingered the family heirloom in her pocket, the ancient, weathered wooden thunderbird and smiled. “I'd love that, Mr. Saunders.” He looked over the room full of friends and family and felt at peace for the first time in a long, long time. “Speed. My friends call me Speed.”
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Post by starlord on Dec 15, 2009 22:33:46 GMT -5
Office Party or A Merry Mary Sue Christmas [/b] Written by: Brian Burchette Edited by: Charles HoM[/center] Deep in the heart of Mid-Town Manhattan there is a seemingly innocent looking office building, surrounded by other high rise buildings of different shapes and sizes. This particular building, on this particular Christmas Eve, is anything but innocent. Housed in this fifteen story building are the offices of the legendary DC2! You can find the writers holed up on the twelfth floor, the keyboards that are usually clacking away are silent, as is the rest of the office. We must go one floor above to hear the Christmas music that is playing, the tree in the employee lounge is lit up bright, as are several of the art department employees. This is DC2’s annual Christmas party. But this year it will be different then other years. Sure, good natured ribbing will be flying as fast and loose as Ramon Villalobos on a Saturday night, but with the entrance of two late employees, the mood of the celebration is about to change. Flying through the door to the lounge at the same time, Chris Paugh and House Of Mystery nearly got stuck in the door frame. “Guys, look what we found in the basement of this place.” Charlie shouted in an accent so thick you could have cut it with a paper knife. “I found it; he was busy hitting on that blond secretary in that small office in the corner of the basement. Still don’t know what they do down there.” “She’s secretary for some small time magician who does Bar Mitzvahs, birthdays, weddings. Her name is Lilly, by the way.” Chris said with a wink. “So what exactly did you find?” Jay McIntyre asked, putting down a tattered copy of The Judas Contract. “It’s an old crystal ball, but I think I figured out whose it is.” Charlie replied with a glance to Chris. “What you got there, Chuck?” The voice of Scott Krueger asked as he walked up behind the English lad. Scott was followed closely by David Charlton and Brandon Herren. “A magical crystal ball.” “Of course it is.” David chuckled as he made his way past the small group of on lookers to find his bottle of Scotch that he had hidden away behind one of the plush couches. “Hey, who took my bottle?” He called out seconds later. There was a thump in the corner and everyone turned just in time to see Pat Owen sliding down the wall, a contented look on his face. Out of the restroom came cover artist Paul Johnson, still holding David’s bottle. “Here ya go, pal. Your turn.” He stopped to see David looking at him, then placed the bottle tightly in Pat’s hand before the Aquaman writer’s backside hit the floor and he began to snore. Paul grinned. “I told him not to do it.” Then he stumbled off towards the food table where Ellen Fleischer stood in a warm conversation with Boris. “Every year...” David mumbled. Others were now gathering around the supposed magic ball. Mark Bowers and Roy Flinchum seemed taken with the smoky center that seemed to swirl in animation. “Perhaps it does have magical attributes.” Mark suggested. “Did anyone ever tell you that you sound like John Lennon?” Roy asked suddenly. “Once, yes.” “Well try it out.” Jamie Rimmer shouted. A hush then filled the great lounge as they all waited to see what Charlie was going to do. Charlie looked at all of them before handing it to Mark. “You’re the boss, you do it.” Mark then rolled his eyes. “Oh for Pete's sake, there is no such thing as magic and I’ll prove it to you. Hmm... Let’s see.” He glanced over at writer Brian Burchette who was doing his annual grazing at the buffet table while Susan and her husband looked on with a mixture of disgust and fascination. “Okay, oh magic crystal ball; bring to us the DC2 Outsiders so that we may celebrate Christmas with them.” Nothing happened. Brian didn’t even look up from the food table to acknowledge the idea. Then, as everybody started laughing, there was a sudden gust of wind that nearly knocked everyone over. When it had stopped, standing in the middle of the party, was The New Outsiders (though with close to 50 issues in the bag we’re not quite sure how new they are anymore). Shocked silence filled the room. The only sound was that of Pat snoring heavily a strange ghostly weeping sound that never seemed to stop. The staff of the DC2 had become accustomed to this disembodied noise. Some of the senior staff members believed it to be the gentle sobbing of an employee who had disappeared many years ago; right after a botched attempt at a Superman story that showed the Man of Steel striking a young girl. “Where the funny underwear are we?” Grace of the New Outsiders was the first to speak. “And why did I just say funny underwear when I wanted to say frog hopper. HEY!!!” “Then again, I could be wrong.” Mark stated, unruffled by the turn of events. Batwoman stepped forward. “Where are we?” She demanded, looking squarely at Scott and Brandon. There eyes bulging, Scott blurted out the first thing that came to his mind. “Dear God, that uniform design looks even better in real life.” He nudged Brandon. “Yeah, can I cook or can’t I?” The young artist said with a satisfied smile. “This is a bit hard to explain.” David said, clearing his throat. “Why don’t you all mingle with each other and Barbara and I can figure out what is going on here.” “How do you know my name?” Babs demanded. “Trust me; none of you have any secrets in this place.” David assured her. “HA!” Brian snorted from the buffet table. They all turned to him. He chose to blush and refocus his efforts on demolishing the crab puffs. “I don’t have time for this; I promised my mother I’d pick her up for five o’ clock Mass.” Huntress growled. “And could you two please stop drooling on me.” She barked at Charlie and Chris who suddenly seemed attached at her hips. Diana threw up her arms. “Slutty Sally is at it again.” She saw the food. “Okay, this interests me.” Scott Cook and Samantha Chapman walked past the group as quickly as they could, but Grace shouted for them to stop. “Hey, you two flower wads. How come I can’t get out the word I want to say?” They looked at each other before Samantha stepped forward. “Perhaps because it’s not a word you need to be saying here. Really, does that cussing help you out at all?” Grace said nothing, just gave her a look as her face turned several shades of red. Scott Cook took a step forward, grabbed Samantha’s arm from behind and slowly backed them both up and out the door. “Hey guys, I just finished Editing DC3’s new... WHOA!!!” Don Walsh said as he walked in on the bizarre situation. “Mark finally sprung for the strippers this year!” “Do I look like a stripper to you?” Manhunter asked with her arms on her hips. “Dressed like that you do.” Don answered innocently. Later that evening Don would admit to not remembering much of anything after that point, but would continue to sneeze out spiked egg-nog from his nose for the next two days. “So what do you say, you wanna see how it works?” Plastic Man was heard asking Susan and Ellen over in the corner. Ellen turned to her friend. “I’m not sure who I find more repulsive at this moment... him, or Brian for obviously creating this monster.” “You hitting on my wife, pal?” Jamin asked the elastic hero with a suspicious look on his face. “Zowie! Nope, not me. I’m going to go over there.” “Excuse me, Ms. Huntress.” Jay McIntyre said softly. When he caught her attention he cleared his throat. “I’d just like you to know that I was dead set against having you violated in the way that you were. I tried to talk him out of it.” “WHAT!?! WHO???” Jay pointed innocently at the short, bald, fat man who was taking in the entire scene with the same gusto that he was inhaling the shrimp cocktail with. Jamie Rimmer walked over to Brian. “They are all beautiful, aren’t they?” “Oh yeah. Some of the most independent and radiant women I’ve ever seen created. And those uniforms are amazing.” Jamie nodded in agreement, the two of them standing there for a second before Jamie reached over and slapped Brian on the back of the head. “Hey, what was that for?” “For not writing Nightwing.” “Right there with you brother.” He sighed before he realized that Huntress was towering over him. “Oh this can’t be good.” Then he felt himself being dragged out of the room by the back of his shirt. “Where you guys going?” Brandon called out. “Payback.” Was all Huntress said as she pulled the door open and marched through. Back at the buffet table, Roy Flinchum was looking around as if he had lost something. “Hey, did someone take the summer sausage I brought? I was going to cut it up.” The door slammed shut. “Alright, this needs to farming stop right now!” Grace shouted in frustration. She threw up her arms in surrender. “I give up. Frost it!” “Bloody hell! This gives me a great idea for a story.” Charlie shouted as he ran out of the room. The others hadn’t even had the chance to turn away from the closing door when it reopened and Charlie came rushing back in. “Who wants to edit it for me?” “Nobody’s going to believe me at all.” Steve Howard said in awe. “I don’t believe me and I’m living it. Excuse me, do you mind if I do a portrait of you?” He asked, walking up to Black Canary. “Go away.” “That would work too.” Steve said as he walked away quickly. The door to the office David and Batwoman had been in opened up and the two of them came out. “Alright, folks, I think we’ve figured it out.” David said, clapping his hands for their attention. “Magic was what brought you here, so it’s obvious we need magic to send you back, and who could be better suited at that than Zatanna herself.” Barbara looked around. “Hey where is she, anyway? I know she was here when I went into the office.” The door to the EiC’s office suddenly opened and a disheveled Zatanna walked out, adjusting the hat on her head. She was soon followed by Mark who was tucking his shirt back in. “Did you need me?” “Obviously not as badly as Mark did.” Ramon muttered. Huntress came back into the room, happier than she had felt in years. “Let’s get out of here.” “You got it.” Zee stated as the New Outsiders gathered back in the middle of the room. “Thanks for having us.” She called out before uttering the words backwards and casting the spell they needed to head back to where they had come from. “Really? That had to be the last thing she said?” Susan asked to a stunned crowd. Slowly, one by one, all heads seemed to turn to Mark, who stood there looking back at them; his expression that of a seasoned poker player. He said nothing, just opened the door back to his office and walked in. He heard the sounds of the Christmas party begin again as he leaned back in his chair and kicked his feet up on his desk. “It’s good to be the king.” He sighed. “Excuse me, Sir.” A small, squeaky voice called out to him from the floor. Looking down, Mark was more than taken aback at the white bunny that was looking up at him, a concerned look on his small, fury white face. “I got knocked out of the hat and seemed to have wandered off. Any chance you can send me back to the pretty girl you were violating... preferably sometime before Easter gets here.” The Ever Loving End
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Post by HoM on Dec 16, 2009 10:49:04 GMT -5
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