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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 3:00:22 GMT -5
Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?
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Post by UltimateDC on Apr 2, 2009 3:01:53 GMT -5
Snakes...why did it have to be snakes? Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*(&ing snakes in this motherf*(&ing den! -UDC
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 3:02:01 GMT -5
Ok, if your a Phantom..do you really need to have a disguise. Let alone be a master of one?
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 3:04:51 GMT -5
ok. 1) its a freaking cobra not a boa 2) who the hell cant out run a snake for crying out loud 3) If the gun dont work of course you will never use it again..cuz your dead..dumb ass.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 3:06:39 GMT -5
See the zoo is fun for everyone. even escaped lunatics.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 3:07:47 GMT -5
No that just makes you left handed...sigh.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 3:09:25 GMT -5
Not as powerful as an elephant gun, but still does the trick. Those free range tv's can be hard to take down sometimes.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 14:01:47 GMT -5
Has that hand caught in the cookie jar look going on.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 14:03:37 GMT -5
Wrong on so many levels.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 14:08:07 GMT -5
Dont know about you but if im checking my gun to see if it works, im not going to aim it at my foot. Back in WW2, 6 soldiers would be picked to be on a firing squad. But only one of the rifles would have a real bullet in it, the rest would be filled with blanks. That way no one would know who took the killing shot. Now you know....the rest of the story.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 14:11:23 GMT -5
In true Superman fashion, he will let the bad guy suffer a bit in order to learn a lesson. Then at the last moment save him. Cuz thats what Superman does....
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 14:12:32 GMT -5
Or he can just walk away.
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Post by Romans Empire on Apr 2, 2009 14:12:56 GMT -5
These have been very entertaining thus far. Your commentary is sometimes funnier then the image itself.
Thanks for taking the time to post these here. I look forward to seeing more wackiness!
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Post by David on Apr 2, 2009 15:14:13 GMT -5
They've actually become the highlight of my day (but I'm in banking, so that isn't saying much).
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 19:45:19 GMT -5
Well hopefully I dont run out of material.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 2, 2009 23:10:05 GMT -5
Ok why cant superheroes ever use the front door. I mean come on! There's like a window right there.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:21:41 GMT -5
Just for those of you who might of thought Ace the Bathound was added into the mix after the saturday morning cartoon series. He actually dates back to the 1950's.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:23:29 GMT -5
You would think after some guy stole all the trophies back in the 40's, the Dynamic Duo would of installed a better security system in the batcave.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:26:13 GMT -5
The 1950's were a bad time for Superman, Batman and Robin. Seems every other month someone figured out their secret identities.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:33:11 GMT -5
and yet running around town in his bat tights without a mask on seems to be less of a identity revealing issue.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:35:23 GMT -5
Batman Junior? Is this something else they failed to mention in the origin stories?
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:39:13 GMT -5
So we have a Batmobile, a Batcycle, a Batcopter, A Batplane, A Batboat, A Batglider, A Batsubmarine, Sure lets add a Bat Tank into the mix, why the hell not. Whats next? A Bat pogo stick?...oh wait, they had that as well. Never mind. Sigh.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:46:44 GMT -5
For once a Batman cover that actually sticks with the Origin. See Tomas Wayne once wore a bat suit to a costume party, where Bankrobber Lewis Moxon (cant remember why he was there) was held up in a private room. Moxon had Tomas Wayne brought in to remove a bullet from his shoulder. Wayne refused and in the end subdued Moxon and his boys getting Moxon arrested and put in jail for ten years. Moxon swore revenge, and hired Joe Chill to kill the waynes but leave young Bruce alive to provide an alibi for Moxon. Now you know....the rest of the story.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:49:48 GMT -5
oops my bad. I got a few of the minor facts on that last one a bit mixed up. Wayne was taken from the party to meet with Moxon, and he over powered the bad guys after he removed the bullet. Hey I was close. But like they say close only counts in horseshoes, hand gernades and bad breath.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 3, 2009 3:52:29 GMT -5
Well maybe if you weren't such a frigid bitch he wouldnt of dumped you for the town whore..oops did i say that outloud. Like you all werent thinking the same damn thing.
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Post by David on Apr 3, 2009 6:11:36 GMT -5
Michael is a pimp.
Now Archie Andrews, on the other hand, is an idiot.
(Not sure why I threw that last comment in there--- it just seemed tangentially relevent)
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 5, 2009 5:05:03 GMT -5
Strange that Marvels Blue Blaze looks just like DC's original Blue Beetle.
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 5, 2009 5:07:00 GMT -5
See what happens when you go visit your friend the Fraggles, you get ambushed by Doozers. .
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Post by knightreaver on Apr 5, 2009 5:08:09 GMT -5
Great now I got the Fraggle Rock theme song stuck in my head. Some days Im my own worse enemy.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 5, 2009 19:18:48 GMT -5
Hey, I'm giving you an exalt for just managing to pull off a Doozers reference. ;D
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