Mischief
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Post by Mischief on Aug 5, 2007 7:44:10 GMT -5
Why does everyone keep talking about the Death Star though? The primary weapon is pretty much a fully charged phaser bank in a typical ship like The Enterprise, or a modified photon torpedo. And the Death Star was the ULTIMATE weapon of the Star Wars unviverse. Those puny fighters of the Star Wars universe aren't even a match for a couple of shuttles... I'll admit Wookies are tough, but The Klingons would only see them as over sized tribbles and go to work on their sorry arses. And I haven't even gotten into the Delta or Gamma quadrant races yet.  The Yuuzhan Vong were impressive enough to invade the galaxy and kill anyone that uses technology. They are on some religious Jihad to kill the Jedi too. That was bad ass. The Borg need organic life to live and destroy the organic side and the Borg fall. Just don't understand the power of the Force. The Q would make fun of Vader and that is it. Or they would be involved in their own ass backward stuff to worry about Vader or the Empire. Q would of been laughing when Vader went toasty and when Kirk died. Klingons are warriors but Wookies are mechanics. But Klingons would just be wiped out by their own stupidity. Remember that they blow up one of their own moons. What about that plot they thought up to use genetic samples that ended up removing their wrinkled forehead. So just let them be warriors, they'll kill themselves. So who is next to be slapped around by The Skywalker Bloodline and the Force. Mischief |
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Post by Mischief on Aug 5, 2007 9:30:17 GMT -5
Han Solo saved Luke's ass when Vader was about to fry him. Klingons would be extinct because of Vader. Mischief I'm sorry, could one of your nineteen personalities tell me why the heck Vader's name is even being called into question now? If we just wanna start pulling from the entire universe, The Q or the Borg could OWN Vader. The Q wouldn't even have to try really, if they wanted to just at some point pluck him out of the cozy confines of his armour and let him suffer miserably untill he turned all pale in the face and died without any of that life support his helmet provided, it wouldn't even take them the snap of a finger to disassemble his helmet and all that nonsense and make it so. Furthermore the Borg could assimilate them. Yes, for awhile the they could fight them off, but every time one gets chopped by a light saber or hit by a blaster, the collective alters their programming to deal with that the next time they see some lame Jedi running around in drag playing with a magic glow stick. Then you can't even try to match the Death Star with the awesomeness of the Borg cube... resistance is futile! okay... I'm done. You don't the power of the dark side, puny lil art director. Sidious and Vader almost wiped out the Jedi. Plus the Borg can not counter telekinesis, so they would just be ripped apart. And if you can manipulate molecules, everything else is easy...like the Borg. Your faith in the Borg is your weekend. Mischief |
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Post by brigante133 on Aug 5, 2007 14:48:41 GMT -5
The Borg need organic life to live and destroy the organic side and the Borg fall. Just don't understand the power of the Force. huh? I don't even think you know what you were trying to say there man. but they are more powerful then he is and they potentionally could mess him him up big time... and Q would even laugh as he saw Vader squirming for life as he suffered miserably like a fish out of water. That was just the earthmen's betrayal in play, they didn't do that themselves. I don't know but I think your mom did at somepoint whilst you were festering in the womb.  |
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Post by brigante133 on Aug 5, 2007 14:54:42 GMT -5
You don't the power of the dark side, puny lil art director. Sidious and Vader almost wiped out the Jedi. I don't the power of the dark side? Darn, here I thought I did the power of the dark side... Sidius and Vader didn't wipe out the Jedi, almost only counts in horseshoes. Okay so the Borgs would get pushed around a little bit every now and then untill eventually they all overwhelmed the jedi or sith or whatever and forced them to assimilate, once they have a jedi, they have the powers of the force too. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! So then what's my weekday? ao;wuihga'w;opegjaiopwh |
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Post by HoM on Aug 5, 2007 14:57:00 GMT -5
LMFAO!
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Post by Mischief on Aug 5, 2007 16:55:02 GMT -5
D'Oh
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Post by Mischief on Aug 5, 2007 17:04:33 GMT -5
You think Vader or any other Sith would push the Borg away. They would be torn apart, drain their life force from them. Don't underestimate the power of the force. The Borg could not assimilate Voyager, what makes you think that they can assimilate The Sith or The Jedi.
And remember that the Falcon was never EVER destroyed. And that is why it is the Falcon is better the Enterprise.
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Post by jrfan133 on Aug 5, 2007 23:07:39 GMT -5
You're weekday is Wednesday for obvious reasons. That snide remark made my day Ramon. ;D
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Post by batkid on Aug 9, 2007 19:55:11 GMT -5
Why does everyone keep talking about the Death Star though? The primary weapon is pretty much a fully charged phaser bank in a typical ship like The Enterprise, or a modified photon torpedo. And the Death Star was the ULTIMATE weapon of the Star Wars unviverse. Those puny fighters of the Star Wars universe aren't even a match for a couple of shuttles... And I haven't even gotten into the Delta or Gamma quadrant races yet. Star Destroyers, Death Stars..... SUN CRUSHERS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And how often do we hear the ship's crew, "Captain, we're losing power" on Star Trek. I mean, c'mon, it's like every episode. In Star Trek, ya hit it till it works. THAT'S where having a master mechanic like Chewie comes in... Han, kewl as he is, couldn't possibly whack the hyperdrive with nearly as much force as a Wookie... and that's what seems to make it work.... Read Zahn's trilogy, it's amazing! |
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